(Picture via Buzzfeed)

Happy Halloween Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  It’s the Wednesday before my favorite holiday, and I couldn’t be more excited.  I finally finished buying the pieces of my costume last night and I can’t wait to put it all together!  I’m not going to ruin the surprise, but just know that my first choice was sold out.  Oh well, at least I don’t have to worry about my fish thigh highs (WTF) falling down.  Anyway, Happy Halloween – it’s time for some link lovin’!

-  Forget that post sex snuggle or smoke, a new study found that 36% of people under the age of 35 tweet, text or go on Facebook after sex.  Is it right after, like still covered in cum, or after like after getting dressed?  And I wonder if they are tweet/txt/fb about the actual sexin’, or if it’s unrelated social networking… and I wonder which is better.   (via SUNfiltered)

-  These Twilight underpants are seriously the scariest thing I’ve seen this Halloween season.  Did they really need to  put his mouth directly on the side of the crotch?  FAIL.

- Tip of the day:  If you want the Police to just let you go without checking inside your bag full of stolen goods, don’t tell them you are carrying a bag of sex toys instead.  It’s the anti discreet.  (via Jamye Waxman)

- Naked Girls Reading aka. Best. Thing. Ever. (via Tiny Nibbles)

- This link is a little older, but it’s about Dinosaur porn, so really, could I leave it out? (via World Sex News)

- And lastly, the votes are in!  Adam & Eve has a favorite Halloween Sex Toy for 2009!  Congrats Big Brett!  You really are #1!

It’s a little shorter this week so that you guys can get on your costume picking!  No one wants to be stuck with the “sexy clown.”

Hope this get you through til the candyfest!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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