Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. This week is a short one for me – I leave for vacay on Friday morning! As excited as I am, I know I have one and a half more grueling days of watching porn, blogging and generally getting into interweb debauchery… don’t you feel bad for me? I also know that Friday is just around the corner for all of us, and no matter what the weekend looks like, we are all excited. That said, I think we could all use a little link lovin’ to get us through the next few days.

Let’s get to it!

- A 60-year-old man was found guilty of groping Minnie Mouse on a recent trip to Disney World. Seriously dude? And even better, the prosecution’s rebuttal:

“It doesn’t matter she was grabbed. She’s just a mouse,” prosecutor David Bear said, arguing against the defense. “It’s not just a mouse. It’s a person.”

Um… it’s only a mouse costume… there is a real person inside. If grabbing fur bits is what gets you off, guy, you have plenty of options. (via TheFrisky)

- And speaking of Florida FAILS, a guy recently blamed his cat for all the illegal porn (read: underage) found on his computer. Apparently when the cat jumps on the computer or sits on the keyboard, he downloads “strange material.” Obviously the authorities aren’t buying that and he is being charged.

- On a more positive note, the Electoral Commission has officially approved the registration of the Australian’s Politcal ‘Sex Party‘! Now, if we can only bring that mentality stateside… (via TheFrisky)

- American Idol fans have taken to throwing sex toys on stage at runner-up Adam Lambert during this summer’s concert tour. While I’m definitely a fan of gifting toys, I will say that I’m totally lost with this. What am I missing?

- Gay porn star Christian Cruz is transitioning to female. While she probably won’t be doing any more Lucas Entertainment films, I do hope she says in the industry and continues on making great MTF movies! (via Fleshbot)

- In other gay porn star news, long time gay performer Arpad Miklos is turning the tables and going “straight-for pay” for Jake Cruise Media’s “Straight Guys for Gay Eyes” series. I think it’s awesome that Miklos is brnaching out and trying new things, especially if it means breaking down lables and sexual orientation boxes. Woohoo!

- Parody porn based on a tv show about Mormon fundamentalist. I’m pretty sure Utah is getting ready to secede from the nation as we speak… (via Fleshbot)

And lastly… a sperm facial? I can’t imagine that being fun… but then again, I don’t usually find myself in much contact with that creamy cocktail (yes, I just grossed myself out…). Check out this video of a “recluctant” male journalist getting one. Oh, what we do for the sake of a story…

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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