Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It finally stopped downpouring here and I know I, for one, could not be happier about that. Unfortunately this is the only nice day until Saturday, so I know I have to make this Link Love extra amazing to get us (or at least me) through ’til the next sunny day. Good thing I journeyed to the end of the internet to search out as many hot links as I could find. What can I say, I take my Humpday responsibilities very seriously. Alright, let’s get to it!
- Birds do it, bees do it… and even the littlest bug do it! Sundance’s Green Porno helped us get all the details, but now see the actual insects gettin’ busy. Not all that far off from us really. (via WorldSexNews)
- Jezebel asks the age old question: What internet search doesn’t bring up porn these days? “Floral china patterns” and “puppies” top the list. Guess they Google forgot to list this in their results. Sigh, my faith in the Goog is dwindling.
- If I really needed ANOTHER reason to covet the iPhone, now you can ‘massage yourself’ with four different vibration patterns! At least I can send picture texts. Who’s jealous now, huh? (via Babeland Blog)
- Hot Chicks With Stormtroopers. I don’t think I need to say anything else. (via io9)
- Is the Jamacian ‘daggering’ dance trend causing a rise in broken dicks? Seems like a painfully valid reasoning. Owww! (via WorldSexNews)
- A delayed (as in stuck in the airport) Jamye Waxman uses her misfortune to make sure that we know how to create delays of our own. Thanks for always thinking of us Jamye! I hope you made your workshop!
- Stoya and Marilyn Manson? A match made in WTF heaven if I ever saw one. Well, I guess she does have the requisite porcelain skin and coy smile, so really, it’s not that far fetched…
- “Pregnant Man” Thomas Beatie (or just transguy havin’ a baby – what’s the damn big deal? I hate all these media outlets acting like he’s some freak of nature or some guy stealing women’s thunder by having a baby. He was just the only one in his marriage that could carry the baby. That’s it.) just gave birth to his second child yesterday. Congrats to him and his family! (via The Frisky)
- A new study links porn to violence and blah, blah, hasn’t this already been done, blah. At least Violet Blue has something interesting to say about it to make it less of the same old rhetoric.
- Speaking of dangers to avoid, all you lezzies need to read and heed this warning: Do not go to brunch with someone you sleep with if you want to remain single. Diana Cage has fought the battle for you… don’t make it all for naught.
- Notes from the front line… what a woman is really thinking when she watches porn.
- And lastly, Televangelist Pat Robertson recently likened protecting gay folks with hate crime bills to protecting “someone who likes to have sex with ducks.” Um… ok… Anyway, awesome duo Garfunkel and Oates decided to respond in the best way they know how – through song. Thanks ladies! (via TheFrisky)
If this doesn’t get you through til the weekend, nothing will.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
