Happy Hump Day!  Lots of links to give lovin’ to, so let’s get it goin’!

- What would happen of sex blogger Violet Blue welcomed April Flores, Kimberly Kane, Courtney Trouble, Pepper, Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich and Carlos Batt into her living room for an evening of debauchery?  The most amazing hotness ever captured on film, obviously.  Just look at the picture posted above!  Last Friday Violet Blue did just that when the aforementioned folks’ porn shooting locale fell through.  She should get some sort of sexy commendation for helping get those people all naked in the same room.  I CAN NOT WAIT to see!

- Speaking of sexy, check out the world’s first steampunk vibrator! Ani Now, an engineering student with a minor in human sexuality, merged her interests to create this compressed air run metal vibe that is the epitome of functional art.  For all you San Francisco people, the vibe is on display at Madison Young’s Femina Potens art gallery. (via The Frisky)

- And one more San Francisco link!  In honor of National Masturbation Month, the Center for Sexual & Culture hosted their 9th annual Masturbate-A-Thon last Saturday.  Lots of people came out to show their support and raise money – by watching or participating.  Records were broken, people came and everyone had a great time.  SF Weekly has an awesome slideshow of pics from the event.  Sigh, I think I’m on the wrong coast!  (via World Sex News)

-Playboy just annouced America’s Sexiest CEOs list, which includes none other than lady porn director extraordinare, Candida Royalle!  Sure, the list is way sexist and problematic in a million ways, but for now, I just wanna cheer on Candida and say congrats to all the ladies listed!  (via Jamye Waxman)

- Sad news for all us Penny Flame fans.  Penny has officially quit the porno business to deal with her issues, including booze and sex addictions (which she faced on celebrity rehab). As part of trying to refind herself, “Penny” is blogging her journey - under her real name, Jennie Ketcham.  Goodbye Penny, you’ll be missed.

- Amen! Chad Hardy, the maker of  ”Men On A Mission,” the calendar featuring Mormon missonaries shirtless and ready to preach, is defending his work as totally “PG” and full of the same thing the Book Of Mormon is – bare-chested men.  While the Mormon church is pissed, I think it may just be the thing to up conversions.     

- India’s first porn star is here and she can’t help that she’s hot… she’s drawn that way (shamless Roger Rabbit quote).  Yep, Savita Bhabhi is a cartoon.  Actually, let me rephrase that… an extremely popular, bordering on cult status, 60 million unique visits a month cartoon. Since porn is illegal in India, it’s about as close as it’s gonna get to the real deal right now.  (via The Frisky) 

- This, people, is why we need comprehensive sex education in schools!  Mountain Dew as birth control… sigh. (via TheFrisky)

- And lastly, this escalator is mighty vaginal for a doll that has no genitals.  Am I wrong?

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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