Written by:
J.D. on March 18th, 2009

Happy Wednesday! Not only is it Humpday, it’s also two days til Spring begins!! I don’t know how any of you are containing yourselves – I’m certainly not. I’d be jumping up and down if didn’t interfere with my typing. It’s also been a crazy busy day. We are going to The Dinah in a few weeks and getting everything ready is a full time job in itself! But better late than never, right? Time for Humpday link love!
Let’s get to it!
- MTV doesn’t wanna film your crib? Fuck em’ and do it yourself. At least that’s what porno hottie Belladonna did. And like everything else she does, it’s amazing. (via Fleshbot)
- Boobs always make you feel better. Especially after a hard day at work. I usually prefer them attached to a lady, but hey, I’d rather have any boob than none. I don’t generally claw at them, but this machine is totally up my alley!
- Going green is getting mighty hot - just look at these soda pop panties made out of real aluminum cans. Underpants have never looked so resourceful… and unfortuantely uncomfortable.
- From pornstar to preacher – after 30 years in the biz, Ronald Boyer (know as sexy star Ron Fontana) has packed away his penis and stepped up to the pulpit to become an Episcopal priest.
- Birds do it and bees do it. And I assumed that flatworms did it too. I just didn’t expect it to be so violent! Did I learn nothing from Isabella Rossellini?
- Five dollars worth of awesome sex… can you really beat that?
- Porno director/star Madison Young is just as amazingly hot when she’s talking about art as she is when she’s getting tied up and fucked. Sigh, I love a kinky gal with brains.
-And lastly, Portia and Ellen are so freaking cute. That is all.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery