Happy Humpday! Here are a few links to get you in the mood to celebrate the midweek hump!

- Now that a Democrat is in the White House, it looks as though the red staters found themselves another way to rule the roost.  A recent anonymous study found that conservative states watch more internet porn that their liberal counterparts – with Utah holding the title of having the most online porn subscriptions!  I, for one, am not surprised. (via The Frisky)

-  Farts can make you hot?  Well… not exactly, but close (unless that’s what you are into, then totally).  New research has uncovered that hydrogen sulphide injected into the penis can help with erectile disfuction.  Yep, the same gas found in rotten eggs and human farts!  Ummm… hmmm… not sure I even need to make a joke here…  (via Jezbel)

- Sean Penn is pushing for the state of California to recongnize gay icon Harvey Milk’s birthday (May 22nd) as a day of significance by the state.  It’s cool to see an actor go above and beyond his role – especially when it just won him an Oscar! (via The Frisky)

- A Houston airport mistook a dildo for a lethal weapon.  Sure, the Vergenza Mk looks like an aluminum billy club, but it’s definitely a lover and not a fighter.  I wonder if the Pure Wand would require a full out manual inspection as well.  Woah… that sounded so much dirtier than I meant it to be.

- You’d have to have been living under a rock (or just hate the internet) if you missed the whole Facebook meme asking for 25 random facts about youself.  Well, someone has taken the idea a little further and created an anonymous blog dedicated to your sexiest secrets and racy reveals.  (via Em & Lo)

- Ever wonder what strangers look like under their clothes?  Yeah… me neither…  Well, lucky for us, someone in Germany wasn’t curious either and made Naked People.  You know, for all us not interested people.  (via Tiny Nibbles)

- Violet Blue highlighted the come of the coolest peices of the upcoming Love Design exhibition in Milan, Italy next month.  Of the stuff she taled about, my favorites definitely had to be the dildo hiding lamp and fishbowl (though I’ve never seen a dildo quite like that before).  I love me some secret hidey holes!  Sigh, I want to go to there. 

- Pet sex toys.  Need I say anything more?  (via The Frisky)

Alright, that’s all the news that’s fit to print!

Hope it gets you through till the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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