
Happy Humpday! The middle of the week has snuck up on us again and I don’t know about y’all, but I am in need of some TLC (and no, I don’t mean the channel dedicated to people with massive families – thought I do love me some Jon and Kate). The cold and general greyness of the sky is making me totally sluggish and I am conviced the days are going at slo-mo. But enough crankiness – let’s get down to what matters… sex. Break the mid-February blues and go celebrate humpday the way it is supposed to be celebrated. And masturbation definitely counts, so don’t wait around for someone else to help you party. Take matters into your own hands.
Ok, enough soap boxing about sexin’ (like I really need to), let’s get to that good old link lovin’!
- Holy lesbian lovin’ Batman, Batwoman is a dyke! There she is pictured above. And you thought she was making a fist to punch out bad guys…
- TimesOnline takes on sex and disability… and does a pretty decent job! (via Jezebel)
- Dude, where’s my porno? Amsterdam seems to have misplaced it’s smut. I’ll bet you 10 euros that it was “accidently” taken by some wasted American frat boy fresh from the “coffeehouse” (which is pretty much 1/3 of the tourist population). (via WorldSexNews)
- Wow, Cher totally hit the mark… it really is in his kiss! (via TheFrisky)
- And while we are rocking the songs… I want to fuck you like an animal… ummm, no thanks.
- Nice seat! And this time I don’t mean your butt.
- Goin’ green and gettin’ off – a marriage made in heaven. (via Jamye Waxman)
- Why does Joanna Angel’s vacation look infinitely more exciting than any vacay I take?? Oh yeah, she likes to flash her pussy at the camera… I forgot. Vag = instant party starter.
- Congrats on turning 25, Vivid! Keep up the hot, hot work! (via TinyNibbles)
- And lastly, check out awesome sex writer Susie Bright’s book trailer for X – The Erotic Treasury. We love her! Read our review of X too!
Hope this gets you through ‘tll the weekend! Happy humping!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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