It’s Humpday!  And who better to start off the middle of the week with than Crue man Vince Neil?  When it comes to 80′s hair metal, I’ll gladly shed the intro to Link Love and go straight into talkin’ about the coolest guys of the decade. 

While I am pretty bummed that some of my favorite hair rockers turned to the dark side (aka. Reality TV – poor Brett Michaels), I’m pretty excited to see them resurfacing into the public eye for something other than a paternity case or drug bust.  Anyway, why am I talking about Vince Neil, you ask.  Well, it just go happens that our favorite alt porno queen Joanna Angel just hosted Neil’s Poker Tournament in Vegas and gave the Crue member a copy of her new movie Girls Girls Girls 2, which, if you know your hair metal history, is the name of an awesome Motley Crue song.  While number 2 isn’t quite ready for public consumption, check out the original Girls Girls Girls!

- The New York Times story “What Do Women Want?” has been circling the blogosphere for the last few days.  While the super long article goes on about women’s sexual desires, I think I was a little more interested in what other bloggers had to say about the piece.

- Georgia hates orgasms.  A new obscenity ordinance in the state has banned the sale of “any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs,” – a phrasing broad enough to include ribbed condoms and warming lube.  Grr.  Don’t make me stoop to a joke about the South being backwards enough to need to specify human genitals. (via Jezebel)

- Australian researchers have found that booze might actually benefit men in the bedroom by lowering the chances of erectile dysfunction.  Wait, what was that noise?  I think it may have been the abrupt death of a limp dicked excuse.  (via The Frisky)

-Also on The Frisky:  Peta dared to speak of a love that has no name, but ulimately was denied by the Superbowl Ad people.  I think it’s funny, though I can’t understand why no one thought to add in a giant cucumber or zucchini.  Too overt, I suppose.

- Not even porn stars can avoid the baby bump watch.  (via Jamye Waxman)

- Coregasms, or orgasms that happen during core muscle workouts turned up on a list of workout side effects.  I’d probably be interested in reading more if it wasn’t next to blackened toenails on the list.  Ick! (via Jamye Waxman)

- Syd Blakovich and I both love her work.  Sigh, we have so much in common.  Read more about her in this Daily Clog interview.

-And lastly – it was only a matter of time really…  The Office – A XXX Parody.  Totally Awesome! 

Hope that keeps you sane til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery