It’s officially the grosses day of 2009. Well, at least where I am, in Philly. It is rainy, cold and windy – a truly nasty day. I will say that I am grateful that those dreaded words – Wintry Mix – have yet to be uttered for the day, but still, it’s not pretty outside.
But we agen’t going to let that get us down! It’s Humpday and because it’s so icky out, we have an even better excuse to stay inside, get under the blankets and keep close for warmth. Thumbs up for indoor activities! And of course, by that, I mean catching up on all the sexy news out there with Link Love! What, you thought I meant doin’ it? Well… I guess you could get busy after you turn the computer off…
Let’s get to it!
- A blogger strives to find out if higher-income women do, in fact, get more oral sex. I don’t know about you, but I think if this is proven right, which it seems to be, I think they should totally market it as a reson to stay in school… Can you imagine the posters? (via Jezebel)
-Speaking of blogger studies (hmm… new trend?), Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek over at The Femme’s Guide To Absolutely Everything has put a call out for volunteers to participate in her study on size and sexuality.
- Your cell phone can now help keep you clean. Three cheers for using alternative means to do sex education. Woohoo!
- Some Australia dude has been breaking in to sex toy shops, stealing blow up dolls, fucking them in the back alleys and leaving them when he’s done. While that is totally weird, I’m not sure which part I’m baffled by the most – that he a. does that; b. cleans up the mess he makes when he smashes the wall to get into the building; or c. but he doesn’t clean up the mess he makes in the doll, therefore leaving DNA behind. Should be arrested purely on stupidity. (via Jezebel)
- I don’t have an iPhone, and I’m not a 16 year old boy, but this application totally made me laugh like one. Too bad it’s been rejected. (via WSN)
- Crush object Diana Cage (the one we go on the radio for) and the super nerdy sexy Professor Crandall sat down with a video camera to talk about gender and sexuality. Thanks for making my humpday, VelvetPark! It’s not the first time they’ve got me all excited…
-I’ve never thought about what ballerinas have under their tutus… but thanks to Fleshbot, now I can’t stop thinking about it!
- Oooh… Syd Blakovich has a new website. So Hot. We are lucky enough to have some of her movies. Definitely check them out!
And lastly… speaking of Syd Blakovich and things being super hot… I wish I got to go to Violet Blue’s New Year’s Eve Party. Holy hotness. Well, hello there Jiz Lee!
Stay dry! Or… at least out of the rain.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
