So, last week my partner proposed to me and, of course, I said yes. Though it seems a little weird to announce it on the site, I kind of have to, because it’s all I can think about. And because it’s all I can think about, it translates to the pervy work I am doing, which means that this Top Five Tuesday is all about the wedded bliss of porno! That’s right – five bridal flicks to feast your eyes on. Though we aren’t doing the deed for a while, I figured I should start preparing now for the wedding night and get some additional pointers.
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Bride Of Sin - Of course I would start this list off with Madison Young‘s take on bridal porn, and really, it makes the most sense, since my own experiences are closer to this kinky, queer fuckfest than the rest of my top five. Young offers up a tasty sampling of rough rope bondage, foot worship, flogging, strapping-on and more with some of the hottest tops in the biz, including Claire Adams and Ariel X.
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Here Cums The Bride - It wouldn’t be my list if I didn’t make sure to add at least one same-sex marriage, right? Filly Films sends super sexy ladies down the aisle to get the fuck of their lives as their wedding planner ans her staff get their fuck on all over the screen. Gotta love the bride-on-bride action and more! |
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The Best Of Private #155 – You May Now Fuck The Bride! – A compilation of bridal banging – sign me up! While most of these scenes are pretty dated (super ’90s), I still really liked the idea of watching a bunch of brides getting pounded, one after the other. We even get a scene with a little wedding cake activity. Yum! |
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The Wedding – This Poppy Morgan flick from the U.K. stood out to me from the rest of the dirty wedded masses by featuring footage from her actual wedding interspersed among the hardcore action. Sounds pretty random, huh? Well, it is, and that’s what called to me. The whole porno is wedding themed and includes the hen party (the bachelorette party to us Americans) and even some sex between the bride and groom. Fancy! |
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Bridesmaids – XXX Porn Parody – Sure, this parody isn’t exactly a wedding movie, but could I really resist adding it to the mix. Even as a porno, Bridesmaids shines through as seriously hilarious. Extra props to the amazing Sasha Knox for being so freaking funny. Check out our review of this one as well! |
Look at all these white weddings!
xoxo
-JD
Oh you should check out A Scent of Heather! Fantastic film about marriage, and…well, I won’t spoil it.