A topless coffee shop opened in Maine this week to, gasp, tons of media attention, and, of course, the town residents’ outrage.  All for a little boob with your brew!  I’m not sure what inspired this genious idea by owner Don Crabtree, but I can’t believe it hasn’t been done before.  Not even in the Pacific Northwest. Not even in the ’90s when those huge coffee cups were all the rage. Not even though all the Friends frequented a coffee place called “Central Perk,” which, by the way, is such a perfect name for a topless coffee joint  (way better than The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, though it doesn’t beat around the bush).

Anyway, I’m pretty sure the world is a better place because it now exists.  So much better, in fact, that I will refrain from making some awful breastmilk in your coffee joke.

Anyone know a cheap flight to Maine?

(via World Sex News)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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