Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Can you believe it’s already the last week of June? How fast is time flying by? I remember when I was younger the summer lasted forever, but now it feels like only a few weeks long. Crazy! Anyway, it’s the week before a three-day weekend, so while the month is speeding, this week is going pretttttttty slow. But we are at the middle of it, so let’s celebrate this hump right, with some Link Lovin’!
- Everyone’s favorite vampire got all gooed up recently. They say he got pied, but I’m thinking Buzzfeed is right with the bukkake hypothesis…
- Speaking of Buzzfeed and semen… apparently there is a pub in New Zealand that serves horse semen shots. I’m sorry, I meant to write GREEN APPLE FLAVORED horse semen shots. I definitely threw up in my mouth a little there. Probably because of the green apple flavoring.
- Porn star Sasha Grey is in the new Eminem video – you know, the one where he blows his brains out. Oh Eminem, me thinks someone needs to get thee to a therapist. You might have a few issues to attend to…
- Nicki Minaj is the latest celebrity to maybe have a leaked sex tape. Yawn. Does anyone still care about celeb sex tapes? Especially grainy ones that may or may not be of the person? zzzzzzz. (via HuffPo)
- What can we learn from animal sex lives? And would you first response be to compare it to the ways we fuck? Just curious.
- And lastly, check out this awesome video about the origins of the work ‘cunt’ on Betty Dodson and Carlin Ross’ site! (I decided not to embed it)
Hope this gets you through til the holiday weekend!