It’s December and you know what that means – the holidays are right around the corner.  Alright, so it’s only the 3rd, but I’m of the firm belief that once the twelfth month hits, the decorations can go up and  festive chatter can commence.  And since I see every other blog talking up the holidays, I figured I would too!  (Yes, if all the other blogs were jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, I’d jump too… as long as there was an orgy at the bottom.)

That said, this morning I checked out The Frisky, one of my fav snark-licious blog and saw a their list of 21 Sexy Presents That Are Just Wrong.  While I whole heartily agree that a shirt that says “I’m A HoHoHo” is wrong and mistletoe boxers are a total tacky FAIL, I do think that some of the picks are actually kind of awesome.  These were my standouts:

The Frisky thinks this I Rub My Duckie toy ornament is too conspicuous for the X-mas tree.  Yes, it’s a working mini duckie vibe that can be displayed on the tree in a plastic ornament ball, but no, I don’t think anyone would have any idea what you do with Duckie Santa once the house stops stirring for the night.  Plus, it’s the perfect arm’s reach away for getting busy underneath the tree.

While the folks at the Frisky think this is lacking taste, I’m more excited about being a super cute glass dildo! Glass is an awesome material for sex toys and this is one of the nicer holiday  themed toys I’ve seen (unlike these others on the list).  Plus you get a matching pouch!  I know how I want my stocking stuffed this year… even if I am a Jew!

Why is this so wrong?  It’s a Pyrex glass snowman dildo that even Martha Stewart could love!  Either put it on the mantle or up your vag for a very happy holiday.

And lastly, yes, this is totally cheesy, but it made me laugh.  For less than $10, how can you beat that?

Thanks Frisky, for helping kick off my holiday cheer!  Whether we agree or disagree, we both seem to know just how sexy this time of year actually is!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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