Happy Birthday Alfred Kinsey! The famous sex researcher would have been 114 years old today. That’s a hell of a lot of sex.
In honor of his special day, I’m going to:
1. Be nice to bugs – He did all that gall wasp research, least I can do is not stomp them.
2. Make completely inappropriate small talk with people about the intimate details of their sex life – why not, really?
3. Go get laid – I think that’s what he would have wanted.
You should too!