I think that this is the only blog in the world (at least the only sex blog) that hasn’t really commented on the Oylmpic athletes bodies. Not that I haven’t noticed, mind you, I just haven’t commented. And I’m not starting now. I just wanted a good, quick way to bring up how sexualized the Oylmpics actually are so I could seamlessly segue into Violet Blue’s awesome look at some of the hottest sex records out there.
Here is a taste:
I don’t think that title will be winning American admiration from competing countries anytime soon. Though I do think that Kink.com should earn some type of award at the very least for “largest porn studio” (The Armory) and the F— Machines competition, held to see which female performer could ejaculate upon orgasm the furthest (under scientific conditions including lots of latex and medical equipment, of course). The gold medal went to Flower Tucci, who, upon orgasm, squirted ejaculatory fluid 16 feet, with runner-up Annie Cruz who shot 13 feet. On the record, the most ejaculations for a man in one hour are 16, and if it’s any consolation, guys, the average speed of male ejaculate is 28 mph.
Check out her whole article the the San Francisco Chronicle.
And to think, I’ve almost been squirted on by Flower Tucci… so close to the Power of the Dream.