Thanksgiving is here and we are ready to celebrate!  Sure, most people associate the holiday with turkey and pumpkin pie, but we here at HM4Her are all about being thankful for what we have.  I guess when you get paid to write about sexin’ all day, you’ve got a lot to be thankful for!  While that is on the top of my list, there are a few other things that have really made this year amazing.  So, in no particular order, the here are the top few things that I am truly thankful for this year.

Queen Beds

After a long time of sleeping on smaller beds, a queen sized bed has made it’s way into my life and I am in love.  Finally, my girl and I can cuddle our faces off for as long as we want, then separate to sleep and never even have to touch each other if we don’t want to.  No more “I have an inch til I fall of the bed and you have a mile” bickering!  Oh and let’s just say that all that extra room is quite nice when it comes to my other favorite horizontal activities… like watching movies in bed!  I am so, so thankful for this lovely new bed (courtesy of my girlfriend moving into a bigger house).

Silicone

Silicone toys rock my world.  No matter what shape or size (though Talula, pictured, is my absolute favorite), this material is body safe, tough and comes in such a variety of colors and textures that you could never get bored.  It’s freaking amazing!  Plus you can boil silicone toys to sterilize them.  I don’t know what I like more – that my toys are super clean, or that I get to have a pot full o’ dildos on my stove from time to time.  I like to call it Dildo Soup.  (I have a special dildo pot too!)

Queer Porn

I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but our queer porn catalog has grown exponentially in the last year and I am seriously thankful for that.  It means we get to make sure that the way we fuck is represented on the site and that we can offer the best queer porn out there to people all over the world.  We’ve got so many amazing new movies up on the site that I barely know where to start, but here are some of the ones I’m most thankful for:

NoFauxxx Roulette (pictured above)
Butch Boi Lansing Raw
Seven Minutes In Heaven: Coming Out
Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes
Lesbian Life – Real Sex NYC
Crash Pad Series – Episode 10: Vai’s Solo

My iPhone

I know, I know, it’s kind of obnoxious to be thankful for my stupid phone, but I went through the most annoying freelance editing experience ever to make the extra funds to indulge my techy side.  Four words for you:  gay, vampire, teen, novel.  Enough said? Ug. I love my phone and I am thankful for it.  Plus I got an app that turns it into a “massager.”  Woohoo!

Pure Wand

Ok, I got this steel bad boy back in spring of ’08, so technically it doesn’t count as something new this year, but every time I go within 2 feet of the pretty black box that houses my Pure Wand, my knees go weak.  Still, nearly two years later.  So, I think it’s safe to say that I am just as thankful for this 1.5 lb steel wand than I was the first day it landed on my desk.  And, if I ever get njoy’s Eleven, I’ll probably be so thankful that I’ll build a shrine and make ritual sacrifices from my toybox.  Anyway, these steel toys are so awesomely hot.  Thank you njoy!

Of course, I’m thankful for my family, my rad girlfriend and my friends as well.   I know I’ve got it good and I enjoy celebrating all the stuff that keeps me happy and healthy.  So, thanks to all the great people in my life too!

Happy Thanksgiving!

xoxo
J.D. Bauchery

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