Welcome back to our third and final recap of The Dinah 2011! Sorry about the time lapse, but with all the exciting of Dinah, then the Feminist Porn Awards, this little blogger is burning the candle at both ends (which seems like a totally pervy thing to say!). So, without further ado, let’s get to stepping in the ultimate hotness that is Dinah 2011.
When we last left off, I believe I was chest deep in the pool (aka. Labia Stew) on Friday and on our way to getting ready to party the evening away at the White Diamonds Party, which turned out to be super fun. Look at all these lezzies in white! Who knew there were so many white outfits out there, seriously?!
Of course, being the jackass that I am, I don’t own anything white (I would get dirty is about 2.5 seconds), so I just rocked whatever. Still looked cute though. See?
We watched lesbian country star Chely Wright do her thing and hung out with some of the other folks in the VIP (Very Important Pervert) lounge before heading out to the dance floor and getting our shake on with the other 50 bazillion homos doing the same. We also got a chance to see Dev and the Cataracs perform.
Sorry it’s so damn blurry. At that point I was wiped out and ended up leaving while they were on, but the Porn Librarian stuck it out and watched the whole thing before calling it a night. It was pretty awesome, from what I’ve heard.
On Saturday morning we were back at our post, hanging around the table and spreading the porno gospel. And, of course, guess who joined the party?
That’s right – our mascot, Sally! She wanted to show off her newest rope bondage skills to all the ladies while soaking up the sun. It ended up that she really tied herself to one person’s heart in particular…
Clearly it is a love that has no bounds. I mean really, look at the cheap plastic butthole. If that’s not love, then I don’t know what it. Along with hanging out at the table with Sally and the rest of the HM4Her team, we ventured over the the Saturday pool party and reveled in the massive crowds of half naked lesbians.
Look at all those lezzies! The pool parties are really fun because they are packed to the gills with really hot girls in bikinis dancing (and grinding) around the pool to fun pop music – and me sitting with my feet in the pool watching all the debauchery. Good stuff!
Saturday night we hit the Hollywood Party and had an awesome time listening to the hotness of Natasha Bedingfield! I couldn’t get any pictures of her, but I did get this seriously sexy shot of one of our favorite dancers.
I’m sure you aren’t totally disappointed about the other pics after I’ve offered up this delicious silhouette. Yum. The night was awesome and we still had one more day left!!
By Sunday’s pool party, we were totally spent (both physically and loot-wise, we ran out at the 2nd pool party!), but still managed to rally and get our awesome sex toy raffle taken care of. In fact, we got all of our winners in the hot tub for a little pre ‘toy-testing’ party.
This one super fun chick was just as excited about her sex toy as she was about her free Shake Weight from the Shake Weight workout class earlier in the day (ok, yes, I joined in the class too…).
Gotta get pumped up before going to town with a waterproof vibe, right? The last thing we did on this fantastic trip to Dinah was part ways with our BFF Sally, so that she could be enjoyed by the hordes of horny lesbians too.
Goodbye Sally! Thanks for all the good times! And funny enough, after coming home, we found out that Sally became famous after leaving our sides. Check out this picture from Afterellen.com!
Sigh, that sweet gal did right by us!
Well, that’s it for our Dinah 2011 coverage! Hope you had just as much fun following along as we did! Already thinking about what kinds of trouble we can get into in 2012!
xoxo
-JD
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