This may be a little much for a Monday morning, but I just had to write about it.  The latest trend in non-surgical body altering has gone south for the summer, causing booties around the world to stand at attention.  That’s right, bras aren’t only for boobs any more.  Check out this butt bra!  At last, flat bottoms can be a thing of the past and anyone can have a J Lo. booty. 

And I sound like an infomercial because this thing is basically on par with anything that starts with “As Seen On TV.”

Sure, I know I sound like a cynic and maybe it’s just me, but I couldn’t care less about Kim Kardashian or her ass.  And I think this thing looks like some sort of post surgery tourture sling.  But hey, maybe you’re into that.  Just because I won’t get down with it doesn’t mean you can’t. Check out these links for more butt, and possibly spirit, lifting apparel.  Oh, and don’t forget your Hawaii Chair!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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