Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. We got a little break last week, what with Thanksgiving and all, but now we are hitting December and wedging ourselves firmly into the holiday season. Sure the crowds are heinous and the blaring music has us twitching, but the lights are pretty and there is a definite spirit of excitement in the air. So, let’s start this holiday humpday season off right with some link love celebrating!
- How many baboons could you take in a fight… armed with only a giant dildo? Now’s your chance to find out! I can only take on a meager 23 baboons. I’m as good as dead.
- An alarm clock you put in your panties to gently vibrate you awake. I officially know what I am topping my wish list with this year! And it’s called the Little Rooster – how fucking CUTE is that?!?
- One piece to the continuum that is sexuality is asexuality. Check out this article on a sub-piece to asexuality the Frisky is calling “Gray-Sexual.”
- XXL Magazine had porn star Mr. Marcus list his 50 Baddest Chicks, which includes Janet Jackson, tennis star Anna Kournikova and porn’s own Marie Luv. (via AVN)
- Dylan Ryan, Ella Darling and Zoe Voss are looking for help to continue making art with their bodies… not on screen. Definitely take a look! (via AIPdaily)
- All hell is breaking loose at the Miss America Pageant as it’s coming to light that one of their sponsors, Ric Alonso, is – gasp – porn performer and producer Jake Cruise. I know, the wholesome event is now ruined. Because any event where it’s standard to put Vaseline all over your teeth is so wholesome to begin with. Gross.
- A really great question about being a feminist and liking degrading porn. Oh man, I love hearing people give others permission for their desires.
- And lastly, Katherine Heigl really hates balls… and it’s hilarious! (sorry, can’t embed!)
Hope this holds you til the weekend!
Happy Humpday.
xoxo
-JD
