Back December, Craigslist posted an ad in NYC looking for someone to buy a lightly used sex machine from a sex toy reviewer who had no room for it.
Sex machine for sale (not a person, an actual machine) – w4mw – 27
Date: 2007-12-03, 9:37PM EST
So I’m a sex toy reviewer, and a little over a year ago I acquired a fucking machine to review (Topco brand, it retails at $395). It’s kinda big, and I really want it out of my apartment. It has all but one attachment (the one I used, which I will throw away), and technically it is lightly used.
Yes, it’s true, I’m trying to sell my lightly used sex machine on CL. I’m asking $100 for it, you come pick it and get it out of my life. It’s manageable to get it on the subway (probably easier with two people), but I recommend wrapping the box in brown paper or something, since it has pictures and words that will make your package very obvious.
CL doesn’t allow me to post the link to the review, but go to fleshbot[dot]com and search “Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Fucking Love Machine,” and scroll down to the bottom of the page – the review was posted on October 20, 2006.
Turns out the mystery reviewer looking to ditch the dong machine was none other than HotMoviesForHer’s contributing writer and all around sexpert Audacia Ray. Sure we found this out only days after the inital post, so why are we talking about it nine months later, you ask?
Well, a good project, just like a baby, takes a while to come together and make something with legs. Or a running motor and attachments that thrust, in this case. Anyway, it turns out the ad was way more than an ad… more like fodder for Audacia’s latest film project. I present to you:
In the five minute clip (embedded below) it’s easy to see why you’d want to shell out the $2.99 to check out the whole 25 min short. It’s awesome! Unfortunately for us, Audacia is having issues with her online checkout provider as we speak and has no way to accept payment right now. But she is working hard to fix the sitch and should hopefully be back online soon!