Written by:
FrzKey on July 7th, 2009
Ok, so I was going to write a follow up post on Erika Moen’s absolutely awesome “Intro to Vibrator Shopping.” The second comic in this particular arc is every bit as amazing as the first, especially with that oh-so-important information dispelling the myth that one’s ‘delicate’ lady bits will become desensitized with all that motorized play.
Then I saw a certain interesting post on the Frisky. Apparently the Guinness Book of World Records recently proclaimed a 42 year old Russian mother, by the name of Tatiata Kozhevnikova, as the woman having the strongest vagina in the world – for the second year running! Thanks to some mighty dedicated Kegel exercises over the course of 15 years, Tatiata can lift about 31lbs with her lady bits. Kozhevnikova even has some advice for other femmes who want stronger musculature where it counts:
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week, you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.” – The Frisky
That’s what I’m talking about! Just imagine the possibilities, do a few minutes of exercise along with a few minutes of sexy you time and blamo – you’ve managed to satisfy, sensitize and fortify all at the same time. I think I’ve found healthy living heaven!
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Dang! When I think about someone whose vagina can lift 31 lbs., I wonder how men react to that information. I mean, she could probably crush a dick with that if she wanted!
Also, how in the world do you enter into this competition? (Not that my vagina is in shape, or anything).
Far as I know, to get into the Book of World Records is pretty easy – the first time. For example this woman is the first person who’s probably contacted them and said “I’ve got the strongest vag ever!” They send out officials to judge for themselves (measure weights etc.) and you get into the book.
But after there’s a standard set you have to beat the previous standard to get the title. So if anyone wants to challenge her title, they’d need to be able to lift 32lbs of weight at least.
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