I just saw over on Jezebel that American Apparel is now selling the Hitachi! Here’s a list of other places I’d like to see stocking it:
Starbucks – Their stores are full of crap, so it would fit right in. “I’ll take a tall latte and a guaranteed orgasm please.”
Bookstores – This is the only place I like to shop, so it would be cool if I could pick up a book and a hitachi.
The Kwik Fill in my home town – This store advertises that you can buy “gas, cigs, beer and worms” all in one convenient location. Really, there’s only one thing missing from that list.
Souvenir shops – Whenever I go out of town I feel slightly bad that I don’t buy people Souvenirs because I don’t like buying crap. It would be nice to be able to bring home a South of The Border vibe for my best friend.
Hopefully more stores will follow American Apparel’s lead. The world would be a lot better place.
