As I mentioned in my lookback at Dinah 2008 (and again on Monday…), dyke culture magazine Velvetpark interviewed me about HotMoviesForHer and being a lez and all that good stuff when we were out in Palm Springs.  It was awesome - editor Anna Romer came and hung out and we had all this awesome conversation about queer identity and smart porn and sexuality.  Trust me, that’s such a nice change when the whole weekend is about dancing, drinking and partying. 

Anyway, the interview went live today on Velvetpark’s site!  I know I’m kinda nerdy because I get excited about stuff like this, but definitely check it out, along with the rest of their site.  Velvetpark does some pretty awesome stuff -  I still can’t believe there’s an interview with me up next to interviews with amazingly rad dykes like Guinevere Turner and Ariel Schrag! 

Have a good weekend ladies!  Quiting time is here.

xoxo
-J.D. “Sex Kitten” Bauchery 

Welcome to another rainy Friday here at HotMoviesForHer.com.  You know it just can’t be a great day when you walk into work with soaking wet clothing and sit freezing in a damp hoodie all day.  Nope.   So, I’ve decided to embrace the disgustingness of a miserable rainy day and go with the most misery-loving, dramatic, woe-is-me music that I could possibly muster up for today’s Mixtape rewind, and who better than Morrissey?!?

I’ve loved The Smiths since I was in high school and never fully got over the angsty teenage giddyness of watching Morrissey swing around a bunch of flowers and croon in his signature swoony voice.  

Prepare to be subtly uplifted, in the way that only ’80s new wave melodrama can bring.

Have a good weekend. Fingers crossed for sunshine.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Adam & Eve Category: Modern

I can’t begin to tell you how much I enjoyed this movie. Kayden Kross plays a deputy sheriff who gets caught up in an investigation of a bank robbery gone awry. She’s been sleeping with the married sheriff (played by Tommy Gunn, who is hot as hell) who tries to take her off the case when it’s revealed that Kayden’s cousin was involved in the robbery. However, Kayden conducts her own investigation on the side and she’ll stop at nothing to get information. I won’t ruin the ending for you - but it takes a turn you don’t see coming.

Adam & Eve really know what they’re doing over there. Kayden Kross is gorgeous and you can tell that she’s really enjoying herself in the scenes. The story kept me in the movie and was a nice break in between the action that definitely got me worked up. The oral scenes were my favorite - the girls were really into it (both giving and receiving) and it was very sexy. This was an all-around great movie and I’d recommend it to anyone.

Finally California got it’s act together and overturned the gay marriage ban.  I’m not one to usually talk about political stuff like this on the blog, but seriously people, it’s about time.

Breaking news story below:

SAN FRANCISCO - The California Supreme Court has overturned a ban on gay marriage, paving the way for California to become the second state where gay and lesbian residents can marry.

The justices released the 4-3 decision Thursday, saying that domestic partnerships are not a good enough substitute for marriage in an opinion written by Chief Justice Ron George.

“Under these circumstances, we cannot find that retention of the traditional definition of marriage constitutes a compelling state interest,” the court said in a majority decision.

“Accordingly, we conclude that to the extent the current California statutory provisions limit marriage to opposite-sex couples, these statutes are unconstitutional.”

The cases were brought by the city of San Francisco, two dozen gay and lesbian couples, Equality California and another gay rights group in March 2004 after the court halted San Francisco’s monthlong same-sex wedding march, which took place at Mayor Gavin Newsom’s direction. (via msnbc.com)

I’m not going to get into a discussion about gay marriage or my views about marriage in general, but I will say that for me, the fact that anyone can commit to anything is freaking amazing and I can’t see how people wanting to celebrate their commitment to each other is offensive. 

Then again, I am a big liberal lezzie queer, so of course I am for the gays.

ok, my two cents.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery 

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Studio: AbbyWinters.com Category: Lesbian

In honor of May being National Masturbation Month, I decided to go with reviewing some of the hottest self-pleasuring movies I could find. So where do I turn first? Abbywinters.com, of course! Whether their girls are fucking one another or going at it solo, Abbywinters always delivers exactly what I am looking for – amazingly sexy natural girls getting themselves off by vibe, hand or whatever means necessary… and by that I mean next to a friend! While it was a little disappointing that the shots were all stationary and from afar with no close-ups, I can definitely say that getting both girls whole bodies in the frame was worth it. Mutual masturbation is so hot and AbbyWinters brings it with four awesome scenes featuring two ladies.

I really liked scene three, where the woman sitting on the floor bucks, moans and turns bright red while the quite girl on the couch lets a vibe bring her to an intense subtle orgasm that lets you see her whole body jerk and spasm with pleasure. This scene is the perfect fodder for your own masturbation month celebration.

-J.D. Bauchery

Hope you’re enjoying it wherever you are!

xoxo-
J.D. and the rest of the HMFH ladies!

Ok, I’ll admit it.  I am as excited as everyone else for the Sex and The City movie coming out later this month.  More excited even - ok fine, I can’t even get through the trailer without getting goosebumps of sexcitement.  what of it. 

Ok, ok, and I’ve got to the point of looking at spoilers (ps. thanks Jezebel, for making that so easy).  Anyway, to the point of this post. I knew it was only a matter of time before main stream media started cross-marketing into the sex toy realm.  Or really, I should say sex toys started taking advantage of mass media’s sparse mentions. 

Little did I know that UK-based toy shop, already jumped the gun and long ago released their Sex and The City Rabbit Pearl Vibrator!  Good work gals!  Now, as the movie release nears, the LoveHoney crew is jumping on the SATC bandwagon and releasing an extra special rabbit pearl vibe named, of course, Mr. Big. 

And this aptly named toy is not lying, with a full inch and a half extra insertable length than the original SATC rabbit!  And let’s not forget that Mr. Big touch of class that comes with a black base and clear shaft (which highlights the internal pearls, of course).  Very swanky!

Hopefully Ironman and Speed Racer will hop on this amazingly smart trend and use their summer blockbuster status to create some really freaking hot sex toy cross-marketing.  Come on people, make it happen!

Ready to hit the airconditioned theaters!  And no, I’m not counting down the 16 days until the Sex and The City Movie comes out…

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

ps.  You know, I won’t cry myself to sleep if LoveHoney happens to get a hold of the post and decides to send me a Mr. Big to review…. I’m just sayin’.

“Are you ready?” asked Morgan.

“I am so-o-o-o ready,” Bianca said as she hopped in the car. “Come on, let’s go!”

The girls laughed as the sports car roared away from the curb and then minutes later, the car was out on the interstate and racing south. Ten hours later found the two college girls pulling into a truck stop. “I’m beat,” said Morgan.

“I know what you mean,” her friend agreed. “I thought we’d be a lot farther along than we are now.”

“Well, that pile-up on the interstate didn’t help any but I know what you mean. Should we get a place to stay or what?”

“I think we better,” Bianca said. “But first we need to find a place to eat.”

The diner they found was open late and the girls had just finished off their dinner and Bianca was eyeing the dessert menu. “You better watch your figure,” Morgan laughed.

“I do watch my figure,” Bianca said defensively, “but that doesn’t mean I can’t have a little dessert every now and then. Besides, I haven’t heard any of the boys complain about my figure.” (more…)

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Studio: Shadow Lane Category: Fetish

It must be my birthday, because nothing else could explain the amazing existence of this fetish flick. Before I review this movie, I’m going to divulge the all-important message of this movie sent from heaven.

Don’t Fuck With Librarians!

That’s right, if you hold onto a copy of Story of O past its due date, you will most likely get bent over the circulation desk. In this one, the beautiful Jewell Marceau gets summoned to the library by one pissed off librarian who decides to take Jewell’s fines out of her ass. Fetish fans can look forward to an intense spanking, verbal abuse and the sound of a cane hitting Marceau’s gorgeous bottom. I was surprised to really enjoy the part where Marceau gets vibrating eggs in her ass and pussy before getting spanked. I guess I’ve seen enough hardcore dp scenes to be turned off by them, but this scene is just one gem in this great movie that will titillate all of your senses.

The Porn Librarian

xoxo
-J.D.