Happy July 4th!  Well, July 3rd really, but does it seem crazy to anyone else that July is here already at all?  Anyway, it’s Independence Day tomorrow, so let’s kick back and start the celebrations today. 

I’ve been waiting for July 4th to land on a Saturday so I could use this song for something and I am suuuper excited to finally get the chance!  Plus is video really encompasses the spirit of the holiday… or at least all the eating and chillin’ out we should be doing.

My Fourth of July gift to you:  Chicago - Saturday In The Park

Happy Birthday America!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Studio: Butch Boi Category: Trans – F2M

I never thought I’d hear myself saying this, but I wonder how much money it would cost for a plane ticket to Lansing, Michigan? Who knew there was such a dearth of sexy butches, drag kings and FTM fellows out in The Great Lakes State? Not I. But alas, this city seems to be brimming with fine queers. And lucky for us, Butch Boi has harnessed (total pun intended) the hotness of the state capital into thirty-three minutes of fabulous queer XXX action.

From fucking atop a washing machine in the opening moments, to about twenty minutes of additional still photos after the movie, this flick pretty much tops the list of amateur queer/trans porn I’ve ever seen. In fact, it’s the D.I.Y. feel makes it so good for me. Whether or not this is really the case, the movie looks like a bunch of friends got together and decided to make a porn of how they fuck, complete with all the giggling, passion and excitement that comes along with screwing your buddies. The whole thing has a sort of 8mm film feel and even though there is music, you can still hear dialogue and laughing in the background, which I love. All in all, it looks like everyone was having a really good time.

While I really liked all the scenes and think they each had something special to offer, my favorite of the bunch was definitely scene 4. A quick note before I talk about the scene: I don’t know how these performers identify, so I’m gonna stick with vague, male-ish descriptors and gender neutral pronouns and go from there. Ok, back to the sex! The scene starts with two folks standing up and fucking. The dude getting it is up in the air, with legs up and wrapped around the dick wielding stud, with an additional guy helping hold up our fucked buddy. Pretty awesome so far, right? There was just something about the freedom of motion and swinging thrusts that really made the scene that much hotter. The loud grunting, moaning and thumping base just added to that ultra steamy sex appeal. I just love the fact that it was a threesome with only one naked person. Plus, the action goes right into an amazing shower scene, which was definitely my second favorite of the six.

All in all, this movie is a fun and sexy reminder that you don’t need big budgets, professional lighting or fancy cameras to bring super hot action to the screen. If you’ve got the passion and the performers, you’ve got an awesome porno right there. Oh, and it reminds me to book my flight…

I can’t wait to see more from Butch Boi!

-J.D. Bauchery

Watch “Butch Boi Lansing Raw” Now!

Introducing Lucy Vonne of Sexy Blogtime and her friend (name unknown)

I’m not sure what month Miss Vonne will be representing, but I’m crossing my fingers for September, so I can two reasons to look forward to the month (also my birthday).

Head over to Fleshbot for a few other pictures.

There are still days and months open for sponorship and personalized messages as well! Find out more on the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar site!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

I love Etsy.  Where else in the world would you be able to buy a giant hand silkscreened condom pillow?  Especially one that not only has a pocket to store condoms but also comes with a giant fabric condom!  I am smitten and I want one! 

It would go perfect with the giant fabric butt I made for my workshop!  I think I need this as a “sex education tool.”  I mean really, how can I teach about safe sex without it?!?

(via SUNfiltered)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Let me begin by saying that I love my new Sports Cuffs. If you’ve been eyeing them, you should just go ahead and buy a pair. They’re freaking awesome.

The first thing that set these apart for me is comfort. They’re made out of neoprene, which is really soft, incredibly durable and easy to clean because it has a closed cell structure that keeps out dirt and grime. The closure is made out of Velcro, so they’re adjustable and perfect for people with little tiny wrists like me. They fit snuggly on my ankles or wrists, without any pinching or chafing and I love it!

While comfort is important to me, it’s also crucial that there’s no escaping any cuffs we use. Once secured, there was no way I was going anywhere without a little help. Each cuff has a sturdy O ring, which made them the perfect accessory to my Under the Bed Restraints!

While I totally love these, there are a couple of things you should think about before purchasing. First up, these are not really sexy cuffs. This means nothing to me, but if you’re super into leather or looking to accessorize in the dungeon, you may not love these. They are definitely more function than form.

You should also think about the fact that they are really comfortable. I’m guessing some people love the bite of a leather cuff into the soft flesh of their wrist as they struggle in bondage. I’m not one of those people, but if you are you might not want to purchase these super comfy restraints.

Overall, I’m a huge fan of these cuffs and recommend them highly. They’re cheap, secure and built to last.

Now’s not the time for restraint, get your Sports Cuffs today!

Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #34? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #36? Submit it here before Sunday July 5th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

• Sublime by Carrie Ann

Insertion with this toy is wonderful. Thrusting is amazing. It’s girthy yet not huge, filling but not uncomfortable and the bumps and bulges really stimulate the inner labia and vaginal entrance.

Vibrators

• Evolved Bliss by the kitten pup
• AcuVibe Mini by Nadia West
• Adam & Eve Magic Massager by Beautiful Dreamer
• Buzz 1 by Sarah
• Fun Factory Boss by Beautiful Dreamer
• Silicone Slims G-teaser Vibrator in Purple by Baby Sinead
• Hide-A-Vibe by Sommer Marsden
• Treeze Wave by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Treeze Wave by Epiphora
• Love Cup by Beautiful Dreamer
• Acuvibe Mini by Marla Singer St. Syr
• Nubby Vibrating Glass by Sleeping Dreamer
• Dynamic Duo by Beautiful Dreamer
• Lovemoiselle Cecile by Nadia West
• Xtreme Kit by Beautiful Dreamer
• Flirty Plush Pack Magic Ball by Sleeping Dreamer
• The Cone by Athena Bradford
• Fun Factory Stranger II by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Total Ecstasy Triple Stimulator by Torri
• iLusting by Rimba by Mistress Says
• AcuVibe Mini by Carnivalesq
• Extreme Pack G-spot Bullet by the kitten pup
• AcuVibe Mini by Red
• Emotional Bliss Womolia by Exploring Intimacy
• Rabbit Rider by Adriana
• iVibe Egg by Epiphora
• Vibratex Pandora by Sexorcism
  

Dildos

• Fun Factory Bandito by Femme Mystique
• Echo by Essin’ Em
• Swirled G by Femme Mystique
• Glass Lattachino Double Dildo by Carnivalesq
• Mr. Man by Epiphora

Anal Toys

• Anal Pocket Rocket by Eliot Bodem
• Rascal Deep Cleansing Kit by Sexorcism
• Fun Factory Bootie by Carrie Ann
• EGlass Petite Plug by Sexorcism
• Nexus G-Rider by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
• Pipe Dreams PE Vibe by Sexpert Joe

Toys for Cocks

• Fleshlight replacement sleeve Turbo tube by Average Joe

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• JimmyJane Afterglow by Beautiful Dreamer
• Sensuous Soak Kit by Alpine Subdreams
• Love Liquid by Epiphora
• Good Clean Love by Domina Doll
• BabeGloss by Sexorcism
• ID Moments by Beautiful Dreamer

BDSM/Fetish

• 36 Inch Spreader Bar by Essin’ Em
• Pink and Black Double-Strand Beaded Nipple Clamps by Sleeping Dreamer
• Electrify-It Kit by Red

Adult Books/Games

• Kama Sutra Year Book by The Duchess
• 52 Weeks Kits by Jessie M

Adult Movies/Porn

• No Fauxxx by Carnivalesq
• Star Trix Versus This Ain’t Star Trek XXX by Champagne and Benzedrine
• Collin and Hurley by The Porn Librarian
• White Wedding by FrzKey
• Crash Pad Series – Episode 12: Johnny & Legs by J.D. Bauchery
• Bang That Bitch 4 by The Porn Librarian
• Cry Wolf by FrzKey
• The Best of Vulva Massage by Eliot Bodem
• Dare to Bare by Sexorcism
• Matt and Khym: Better than Ever by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Lingerie

• Wet Look Elbow Length Gloves by Thursday’s Child
• Astrea I vibrating brief by Epiphora
• XOXO Leather Peek-A-Boo Thong by Sexorcism

Miscellaneous

• ForPlay Toy Cleaner by Wilhelmina Wang
• Doc Johnson Pussy Pump by Red

Studio: Viv Thomas Category: Erotica

There are a number of porn movies that fall into the grey area between art and sex. Some even merge the two to the point that you can’t even really tell what you are watching. Sure people are fucking, but what’s with Santa Claus carrying the inflatable donkey? This movie is not one of them. This is the Art of Sex, an actual examination of the artistry behind passionate sex. This movie looks into the sensuality that sex can create and takes the phrase “making love” literally.

But don’t think this is some boring, soft focus flick. Nope. There is hot triple X action, with plenty of naked bodies, moaning and fast paced fucking. As well as kissing, passion and real orgasms. Whether the performers are real couples or not, there is definitely real chemistry between each pair.

While I really like what this movie has to offer and the attention it pays to making sure each person is enjoying themselves, I didn’t see any one scene that really stood out to me as a favorite. All five were equally pretty good, but none were amazing. For me, I need to really be in the right mood when I watch a sensual video, and right now I wasn’t feelin’ it – though at another time I might have felt differently. I will say that one big turn off for me was that there was no music. While I love actually hearing the sounds of sex while I watch porn, I really prefer a little something in the background to keep it interesting.

If you are looking for a sensual adventure and a porn to perk your passion, this is the one to watch!

-J.D. Bauchery

Watch “The Art Of Sex” Now!

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  This week is a short one for most of us, with July 4th coming up on Saturday.  I love me a holiday that only requires eating BBQ and laying on the grass to watch pretty light bursts in the sky.  Oh, and Sheryl Crow, if you’re in Philly.  Having Friday off just sweetens the deal.  Sadly though, not everyone has a three day weekend.  For all you unfortunate folks, this link love is dedicated to you.  I hope it gets you through til the fireworks!

Let’s get to it!

- Vice Mag’s Conor Creighton takes us along on his tour of sex toy maker Fun Factory’s, well, fun factory in North Germany.  Check out the super neat picture (including the one above, the cool quotes and a insider look at the birthplace of some of the best toys out there! (via LizLangely, via WorldSexNews)

- Speaking of sex toys, the first academic, peer-reviewed study of vibrator use has found that you are almost just as likely to find a vibrator in an American household as you are to find a toaster or coffee maker!  (via HeartlessDoll)

- Another study has discovered that more sex can actually help a man with fertility problems.  My favorite part of the article is the aptly stated “If you want to have a baby, our advice is to do it often.” (via TheFrisky)

- Only one more study, I promise.  Researchers have found that women are happiest and have the best sex right before they turn 30.  I guess that would be considered the silver lining of getting closer to the big 3-0, huh?  (via Sunfiltered)

- Queer porn star Syd Blakovich’s trip to Porn Valley was full of lots to do… including Belladonna, Dana DeArmond and Bobbi Starr.  HOTTT!

- In other hot porn star news, Joanna Angel posted pics of her trip to Erotica LA!  Including a SUPER SEXY picture of James Deen’s massive package.

-HBO got kinky and crafty with the folks over at Babeland.  Lucky!

- Well, ladies and gentlemen, it finally happened.  Gay Marriage has wrecked a hetero marriage.  It was only a matter of time before it would happen, right?  I guess this really isn’t just another example of a hetero political figure pissing on the “sanctity of marriage,” huh?  My bad.  (this may be a joke, but really, it wouldn’t surprise me if it wasn’t…)

- Oprah.com examines the benefits of sex education for adults.  Well, if Oprah says it, it must be true…  and it is. 

- Sexy tech queen Regina Lynn explains the in’s and out’s of how to have hot cybersex over at Sexier Sex.

- Maybe I’m just a total perv, but I think this mini USB monitor would be PERFECT for watchin’ porn while you try to get other computer work done.  I want one! 

- And lastly, for all you NYC’ers: Jiz Lee wants to see you in porn.  Jiz posted some great opportunities - all you need to do is get naked and fuck.  Win win!

Phew!  That is some long link lovin’!  What I do for you guys!

Have a great Holiday!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery