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Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product contests, giveways, and sex toy reviews that were posted approximately between May 6th and 20th. If you like what you see consider following the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates on further editions.

Did you miss edition 176? Read it all here. Do you have a review for edition 177? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday May 27th @ 11:59pm Pacific Time.

*Pleasurists also accepts photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.

Giveaways & Contests:

• May Giveaway! Deadline: May 30th.
• May is National Masturbation Month! Deadline: May 30th.
• Win a Tantus Anaconda Dildo and Lube Deadline: May 31st.
• WIN Sexy Prizes this May! Deadline: May 31st.
• Facebook Event… Means Free stuff from Cal Exotics Deadline: June 1st.
• Domain Celebration! Deadline: June 2nd.
• Celebrating 10,000 Views with a Giveaway! Deadline: June 5th.
• Sexy Lion Tamer Costume Giveaway – Size L Deadline: June 8th.
• WIN – 80mm RO Bullet by Rocks-Off Deadline: June 15th @ Midnight.
• First Anniversary Giveaway! Deadline: June 15th.
• Win $100 Worth Of Eden Fantasys Gift Cards Deadline: July 18th.
• 50 Shades of Grey Gift Set Giveaway! Deadline: June 21st.

Editor:

Scarlet Lotus

Adult Product Reviews:

Vibrators

• Ladygasm Jessica Crazy Ears by Mistress Kay
• Mantric Miyakodori by Boobaloo
• X-Tassie Wild Orchid by Rose Rouge
• X-Tassie Cocomini by Rose Rouge
• Toyfriend Starlet by Beanfiddler
• Bendable Dual Motor Ribbed Rabbit by Rose Rouge
• Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 by Rose Rouge
• Reflections Peace by llellsee
• Doc Johnson Massage Ball by Rose Rouge
• Doc Johnson Velveteen by Rose Rouge
• Doc Johnson iVibe Rabbit by Rose Rouge
• Sh! Womens Store Bullet by Cara Sutra
• Loving Joy Bathtime Buddies Buzzing Butterfly by Rose Rouge
• Loving Joy Bendeeze Summer Lovin’ by Rose Rouge
• Fun Factory Yooo by Rose Rouge
• Wand Essentials Massager by Rose Rouge
• Death by Orgasm Vampire by Chris Kinnk
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by Poly Girl
• LoveHoney Venus Butterfly by Rose Rouge

Dildos

• G-Spot Lollipop by Marilyn
• Tantus Flex Double Penetrator by Mystress Lady Evyl
• Fun Factory Scrudy Stub by Mrs JoJo
• Tantus Luke O2 by Pixel
• Whipspider Rubberworks Tentacle Jr. by llellsee
• Babes N Horny Ata & Ito by Mrs JoJo
• Fetish Fantasy Elite G-Spot 7″ by Mistress Kay
• Rainbow Amor by True Pleasures
• Doc Johnson Reflections Cool Glass Wand by Mrs JoJo

Anal Toys

• Crystal Delights XL Silver Fox Crystal Minx Tail and Plug by Jane Blow
• Fashionistas Bunny Tail Plug by Mistress Kay
• Super Slim 5-inch Plug by Rose Rouge

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

• Tracey Cox Stroker by Rose Rouge
• Loving Joy Personal Trainer by Mrs JoJo
• 3 Way Double Dolphin Ring by Metallman

Harnesses

• Babes N Horny Genet Harness by Mrs JoJo

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Honey Lube by Delilah Captor
• Babeland Toy Cleaner by Karen Blue
• Give Lube by Rose Rouge
• Dona Açaí Body Polish by Penny
• Loving Joy Slide by Rose Rouge

BDSM/Fetish

• Sportsheets Soft Cuffs by Scarlet
• Noir Beaded Flogger by Scarlet
• Spartacus Hand Crop by Rose Rouge
• Lovehoney Tease Me Blindfold by Chris Kinnk
• Kwiktwist Giant Twist Ties by Rose Rouge

Adult Books & Games

• Tease: The Adult Board Game for Couples and Groups by Boobaloo
• Eleanor Black’s Dirty Little Fuck Doll by Cara Sutra
• Lula Lisbon’s Back Alley Slut by Cara Sutra
• E L James’ 50 Shades of Grey by Cara Sutra
• Miss Annie Player’s Living Libido Loco by Cara Sutra

Adult DVDs & Porn

• Live Sex Show by Sammi
• Tails from the Zipper by J.D. Bauchery
• Saucy Girls by Ginger Leigh
• Power & Control by J.D. Bauchery
• The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody by Ginger Leigh
• Taxi Vol. 1 – Scene 2 by J.D. Bauchery

Lingerie

• Black Satin Babydoll by Mistress Kay
• Kissable Stretch Lace Cap-Sleeved Dress Full Size by Mystress Lady Evyl
• Burlesque and Masquerade Mask by Rose Rouge
• Black Level Long PVC Gloves by Cara Sutra

Miscellaneous

• Ring for Sex Bell by Rose Rouge
• Sex & Mischief Sex Sling Classic by Mrs JoJo
• Fun Factory Click ‘N’ Charge by Rose Rouge

That is all. (via Buzzfeed)

The setting is late night at San Francisco’s super kinky Wicked Grounds Café.  Forget about plot or small talk, Drew and Mickey are hot and ready to go as soon as the scene gears up.  And fuck starting slowly – these two are prepared and hop right into the kinky action.  Drew is barely lying down on the table before she is asking Mickey to stick his fingers in her mouth and slap her around.  And he wastes no time waiting to fuck the shit out of her and slap her pussy raw.  Seriously, not even five minutes into the movie there is already extreme pleasure happening… and delicious face spitting.  Hello sexy humiliation play!

It’s really exciting to watch them play so rough and dirty with each other.  It’s obvious that they are both totally into it and really enjoying themselves, whether they are giving the blows or taking them.  And it makes me so happy to watch Drew playing with Mickey’s ass as well.  Sure, some porn has male ass play, but I’m always excited to see it.  Mickey doesn’t look too disappointed about it either…  This is a seriously sexy movie!

Also, I really need to point out how awesome Wicked Grounds is – I mean look at those beautiful diagrams of bondage knots on the tables!  How fucking hot!

Watch “Queer Porn TV – Drew Deveaux + Mickey Mod Part One” Now!

Hilarious and informative.

xoxo
-JD

I rarely get to sit and watch an entire porno from start to finish.  Believe it or not, they actually expect us to do something other that sit around and watch smut all day.  Since this flick was only a little over 20 minutes long, I actually watched it in its entirety.  For the first half, we listen to Zille talk about her glasses and how much she hated them until she discovered that some folks actually get turned on by a pair of specs.  She also reminisces about a sexual experience with her best friend in college.  I have to say, I totally judged a book buy its cover.  When I looked at her picture, I totally expected this shy little voice to come out.  I assumed she would be nervous and uneasy.  Well, you already know what happens when we assume.  She had a very mature and confident voice.  Zille was totally comfortable in front of the camera and had no problem getting down to the business of masturbation.

She removes everything except her matching bra and panty set and goes about caressing herself through the material.  She makes it a point to mention how nice it is to feel herself through the fabric.  I like that and totally agree.  She definitely gets lost in herself which is always a good thing.  I prefer people to masturbate for themselves, not the camera!  Her perfectly manicured fingertips work over her triple pierced pussy for a bit.  It is quite nice, but it isn’t the best part.  No, the best part is when Zille proceedes to remove her glasses from her face and uses them to finish herself off.  She presses and rubs one of the lenses against her clit and it isn’t long before she gets off off.  Points for incorporating the theme!  Wow.  She is totally into it and I love hearing the sound of her glasses clang against her piercings.  Details are important.

I am a JoyOfSpex fan for life now!  If you’re into cute girls with glasses and a porno with an intimate feel, then you will be too.

Watch JoyOfSpex: Zille Masturbation now!

Love,

Ginger

(I found this bush on the Facebook… I’m not sure where it’s from, but I love it.)

- Parents were none too happy when they realized that Miami’s Exxxotica Expo was being held at the same venue (and same time) as a local high school’s senior prom.  Sure, I get than folks are concerned about exposure to minors, but honestly, I doubt anyone is seeing anything at the Exxotica Expo that they haven’t seen on prime time TV.  I would be more concerned about people mistaking some of the prom attendees for porn stars.  Have you seen the skimpy prom dresses that parents are buying for their kids these days?

- Speaking of porn conventions, it looks like former wrestler Chyna collapsed at the Exxxotica Expo.  Apparently the whole weekend was a bit of  a rough time for her…

- The latest in sex toy tech.  Yum.

- In honor of masturbation month, here are 9 Techniques For More Pleasurable Masturbation. (via TheFrisky)

- When worlds collide.  Hilarious.

- A really interesting review of the documentary “After Porn Ends.”  I haven’t seen the movie, which is about what the stars interviewed have done since leaving the industry and how their porn careers have affected their lives, but from the trailer, it seems that they are skewing it to look like all porn performers are damaged goods.  Hmmm.  From what I can tell, it seems a little sensationalized and lacking a fair and fuller representation.  But maybe I’m wrong.

- And lastly, here are 18 life-size female mannequin nutcrackers.  I’m not even sure what to say about it, though I’m sure I could talk at length about the implication of the objectification of women and the idea of the domineering woman if you gave me a minute…

Click here to view the embedded video.

Welp, hope this gets you through to the three-day weekend!

xoxo
-JD

It was date night, her date night. A ritual that she had; once a month she had committed herself to enjoy an evening alone. No friends, no family, no acquaintances, no one. she was to be alone and just be, be herself or someone else if she desired. this is the night that she looked forward to every month. a night of pure pleasure in whatever form she desired. there were months when she went to the movies alone and other months when she morphed into Desiree, her seductive, horny alter ego. Tonight was one of those nights she was Desiree.

A few months ago she heard from a friend about a very interesting bar. From the outside it looked like your ordinary small town bar, but Inside it held secrets. Joe is the bar tender there. If Joe deemed you deserving of his special attentions then a very special treat will come your way.

She had been at the bar a few times, had pleasant conversations with Joe several times however, nothing special ever happened. She had gone month after month and nothing. She went again last month and nothing. What was this treat, she desperately wanted to know. She would never just blurt it out and ask. She wanted the thrill of self discovery. What was wrong, why wasn’t she chosen. Well tonight she’ll find out.

As she got ready that night she decided to put on one of her sexiest outfits. She had bought it a year ago but hadn’t had the nerve to wear it. Tonight all bets were off and tonight she was Desiree. Full of want and lust. It was a pleated black micro mini skirt and a black shredded tank. With it she wore the most beautiful gardenia thigh highs and smoking black 5 inch Jimmy Choos. Oh Yeah, an outfit perfect for Desiree. It screamed sex and she knew it. She would try one more time at the bar and if nothing “special” happened then she would just go home to her toys. She had already made up her mind. Tonight she would reach her highest peak of sexual desires, with or without Joe’s help.

As she walks into the bar everyone notices. “Good” she thought to herself, just the attention she wanted. she could see the men arouse and her sight filled with lust in their eyes. She makes her way to the bar.

“What’ll you have?”

“An easy lay,” she says.

“Well, only of you can tell me what’s in it?”

“Cream, Lots of cream,” she replied with pursed lips.

Something flickered in those hazelnut eyes. Somethings happening she thought. “Make it a double shot” and winks.

“Will you have a seat?”

“No,” she hastily replies. “Not tonight. I want to be ready for whatever may come my way. ” he smiled, then looked over her shoulder and winked.

“Tonight, you just leave it up to me.” That was it. she was ready, As she smiled in response, he says. “Whatever comes your way, just go with it, don’t fight it and let it run its course, if you need to stop just say PUMPKIN.” Alright she thought. This is it.

As she was taking her second shot, a hand gently went up her thigh, she startled. Joe looked at her square in the eye and softly said “just let it be.” She relaxed. Without taking her eyes off of Joe the hand began to grope her. The hand caressed her thighs and buttocks. The crowd at the bar was rapidly growing. Then there was another hand. This time the bar was so crowded she couldn’t see who was touching her even if she tried, there was no way of knowing. So she kept watching Joe, imagining it were his hands on her. It was dark and it was crowded and with the outfit she was wearing, anything could happen. Well, Just let it be, she thought to herself.

The hands were still at work. One was clenching her ass the other rubbing her very wet clit. and all the while Joe kept smiling at her as he worked. That reassuring smile that said just let it be, it will all be okay,  so she relaxed some more. another hand, this one fondled her breasts, slipped into her tank and pinched her nipples, mmmmmm, that felt good. The only certainty she had was that she had more than two playmates by now.

Her playmates gently blind folded her and guided her to a corner away from the bar. It didn’t feel as crowded here, it was however somewhat quieter. She was then hoisted up onto a swing. I’ve never noticed this swing before she thought to herself. still, she was just going with it. Now there was a tongue, “ohhhhhhh” were the only words out of her mouth. and another hand closed over her mouth as if to say ‘shhhhhhhhh.’ The tongue was accompanied by fingers. Slowly the tongue and fingers caressed every inch of her hot wet member. Her clit was on fire and the spasms were deep. She was at her height of ecstasy at this point. The only thoughts running through her mind were, more, she wanted more she had never had such an experience.

There were at least 3 men pleasuring her… were they all men? She could have sworn she felt very delicate and neatly manicures fingers rubbing her. 2 men and a lady? More, who cares who they were she wanted more. Each man or woman had his job to do for her pleasure and they did it well. It was all about her, she was kissed, spanked, poked, licked and pinched; it felt like heaven. Her juice flowed from within with such force that was uncontrollable, the spasms were fierce and there was a very wide mouth sucking away all the juice out of her.

By this time she was beyond wet and horny. Gentle hands then leaned over her, softly caressing her breasts, massaging her body, bringing her back down from ecstasy. Another hand gently began wiping her up. Her juices were licked off dry and the softness of a baby wipe finished cleaning her up. Then a very soft sound, a whisper almost inaudible,

“Did you enjoy yourself?

“Yes. ”

That was a quickie, would you like the full service?” She had no time to think, but she just went with it.

“Yes, full service, please.” Was all she could say. Pumpkin was the last word she wanted to say.

The blindfold was still on and a blanket was carefully wrapped around her and she was gently carried away.

Anyway, here is a little what Dylan has to say about herself, from her bio:

I grew up in a small town in California, and I’m a sweet girl with a frisky side who also happens to have the best family. I love to have fun and I am so thankful to have my life. I have the most amazing kick-ass job, being a PORNSTAR! I love life and having fun. I am such a lucky girl!

My idea of fun is cooking or BBQ, going to the beach, Disneyland, traveling, watching baseball, going to the lake, just having fun! I love to sleep! I gotta have my beauty rest! I used to have a regular day job, but decided I enjoyed modeling and the spotlight more.I think it is awesome to have fans!

I am very social, a huge flirt and love being with people. I am very sexual and love knowing people enjoy watching me. The sexiest thing about me are my eyes when I’m doing a scene I love getting into it and then looking at the camera with in a very lustful, lascivious, libidinous wanton, way! I love sex and embracing the moment and enjoy the feeling and rush of being on camera.

Sounds pretty great, right?  So without further delay, here is part one of our video interview with Dylan Ryder!

Click here to view the embedded video.

This interview was so fantastic and long that we had to break it down into 3 parts, so be sure to come back for more!

xoxo
-JD

Ps. If you want to know even more about Dylan, check out this About Me page on her official website!

Sure, some folks are anti-facials, saying that they are degrading to women, which I totally get, but at the same time, to other folks (like me) they are super hot and just another way that people express themselves sexually.  Really, it’s just a matter of preference, like most other consensual sexual acts.

Anyway, today we are talkin’ facials – Adrianna’s facial to be exact.  Adrianna is a super hot lady who has come to the Fake Agent casting couch for a model “interview.” The interviewer starts off with a few questions, asking Adrianna what kind of sex she likes and if she is comfortable in front of the camera.  After that, it’s straight to having her take off her clothes. He gets some close ups of her tits and her ass, but then he touches her, which she recoils from.  I don’t necessarily like that the dude is like “if you get this job all the guys will be touching you.  It’s normal.”  Whether or not that’s true, he should ask first.  When he tries to touch her pussy she slaps him in the face, gets dressed and leaves.  And then we get a cut signal.

Soon the camera is rolling again, with dude letting us know that Adrianna called and apologized, saying she wants to work, so she is coming back in. And back she comes, ready for a do-over.  She needs money, so she comes back to “interview.”  Alright, I know it’s a porn plot, but still I don’t like it.  It’s too close to the reality that some folks need money to survive and have to do whatever it takes to get it.  I’m not saying that all porn stars are like that (not at all!), but there are many people in the world that have to do work that they don’t necessarily want to do because they need the cash.  It feels too exploity to me to just sit back and enjoy the movie, but I am going to try to remember that it’s only a movie and that while it does happen in real life, it’s not actually happening in this instance.  I will relax and get into the sexy times!

First thing he does, before getting her out of her clothes even, is have her suck his cock.  And because he is filming, it makes for some nice little P.O.V. action.  She stokes his cock with her hand while sucking the tip and pays lots of attention to his balls, all while looking in the camera with sexy eyes.  Soon her clothes are back off and dude films himself giving her a deep dicking on the couch – captured from two angles (P.O.V. and regular fixed camera across the room).  They screw in a whole bunch of positions and he gets a lot more head throughout the 48 minutes.  Then, of course, he cums all over her face, which, honestly, she doesn’t seem to be super jazzed about.  She has to keep one of her eyes closed to keep the jiz out.

Now, I’ve seen tons of movies where the women are really excited to have cum all over their faces – heck, I’ve even enjoyed it myself a time or two, but in this movie, the chick was not into it.  Whether or not she was pretending to be unenthused, it definitely sours the experience for me.  And I am not blaming her here – I think the whole premise of the movie is uncomfortable and a total turn off for me.  I don’t think it’s bad or anything, I just personally cannot get down with it and will probably stay clear of Fake Agent movies in the future.  Also, it’s a little odd that the dude’s face is blurred out, but I guess it’s par for the course, since the whole damn thing is a little off to me.

Watch “Adrianna” Now!

Last Tango – I am not generally a huge Sweet Sinema fan, but this is definitely an exception.  Katsuni is so graceful in front of the camera.  She is never boring.  Also, she has an awesomely flexible back!  Her and Manuel Ferrera have an amazing connection and totally get lost in each other. This is one of the few sweet/romantic movies that doesn’t make me yawn.

Dani Daniels’ The Yoga Instructor – Anytime you mix some sort of working out with sex there is a good chance I’m going to like it.  I love using bodies in many ways, so of course the yoga-porn combo totally works for me.  If you haven’t watch this Filly Films flick yet, you totally should.  You’ll think dirty thought the next time you’re in yoga class.

Belladonna’s How To Fuck (Disc 1) – Who doesn’t want to fuck like Belladonna?  OK, I’m sure there are some who don’t, but there is no denying that this woman knows how to do it.  Whether she is using her mouth, pussy, ass fingers or feet, she gets the job done right.  This isn’t a super sterile sex how-to, instead she demonstrates every act for us.  I’m not going to lie, I mostly love getting to watch her make a smoothie and perform using the aerial silks.

Cabaret Desire – This definitely ranks in my top porno list, so I am happy to see that it is popular with the masses as well. It is a beautiful movie filled with sensual sex, a variety of bodies and a unique story line.  Each vignette is interesting and offers its own brand of hotness.  There is no mystery as to why it won Movie Of The Year at the 2012 Feminist Porn Awards. Also, J.D. interviewed director Erika Lust and she is an amazing lady!

Supergirl XXX – An Extreme Comixxx Parody – Yes, parodies are played out.  Still, there are some of interest every now and then. Plus, I’m a total sucker for female super heroes.  The whole sorority life back story is meh and predictable, but the sex is hardcore and hot.  Capes and hard fucking, you win this time.

Not your favorite pornos? Let us know what you like!

Love,
Ginger