You’d think with us writing about zombie porn we would have just celebrated Halloween and not Valentine’s Day, but let’s be real, anytime is a good time to talk about zombies. The undead have no expiration date (other than what comes with decapitation and shotgun bullets to the brain) and I am always happy to bring a little reanimated fun into our smutty reviews! Today’s featured ghoulish creature is so much more than just a zombie – she is a fetish zombie!
One half zombie flick and one half medical play porno, Zombie Clinic offers a whole host of deliciously kinky activities. The premise brings Carmen Rivera into Irene Boss’ clinic, where she finds the already dead Vanessa, ready to be reawakened. Before even getting into the heat of the action, Rivera already has Vanessa held firm by a clamp on her tongue, giving her a little stimulation by spitting into her open mouth. It looks like the zombie will be arise, but it’s gonna take a lot more stimulation on Rivera’s part.
A note before I start writing about all the sexin’. This movie is in German, with English subtitles. While that may not bother folks (it doesn’t bother me one bit), other people may be turned off by it, so I figured it best to cut to the chase and let you know. And to be perfectly honest, since it’s in German, everything sounds so totally dirty and mean, no matter what she is saying, which makes it extra hot for me.
Next up Rivera pulls out a sharp pinwheel toy and traces along Vanessa’s body, spending extra time on her pussy and sending shocking jolts of pin-prick pleasure that make the zombie writhe. And she hasn’t even gotten to the nipple clamps and penetration yet – both of which only continue the zombie’s gradual return to consciousness. I mean really, you’d pretty much have to be dead to not respond to that intense stimulation.
As the 55 minute video goes on, Rivera gets even kinkier with a spreader bar, a leather cat suit with a zipper perfectly situated over Vanessa’s zombie pussy, a giant massager, an electro-stim kit and eventually a rousing ass fucking. All this and the zombie still doesn’t totally come back to life, even though it’s clear that she enjoyed all the hardcore action. I guess this one’s a lost cause, Carmen. Time to give up and try again with someone less dead I suppose.
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