I know that nobody wants to hear a rant when they come to look for porno to watch, but it’s your lucky day, because I am going to go on one anyway. I find the description of this movie pretty offensive, and I am not interested in being quiet about it. As someone who identifies as a fat chick and someone who thinks that bodies of all sizes are sexy, I can’t get down with anyone saying “Wide Load Ahead” – and I don’t care how enticing they thought it would be. I get that there are a lot of folks out there that like larger women and that this is the way that some porno studios think that this desire needs to be marketed, but I am here to nip that shit in the bud and say no thank you. We don’t need some half-baked fatty jokes to make people feel better for finding fat girls hot. Like what you like without the “made in jest” insults that we actually find offensive. These ladies are hot and deserve respect. Ok, rant over – let’s get to the porno review!
I love bodies, be they short, tall, thick, thin, male, female, both or none. But what I love more than bodies is the way that people feel sexy in their bodies, and the fact that no matter what their body looks like, there are other people in the world that find their bodies just as hot. Yum to diverse desires! Today I am spending some time celebrating the bigger bodies of my zaftig sisters, otherwise known as XL Girls, which honestly, is such a cheesy name. Alright, enough with the negative, I promise to look at their hot orgasming bodies instead.
It is just a fact that most bigger women have bigger breasts. It’s not true for everyone (nope, not me), but these ladies are definitely well endowed in the titty department (not to forget those delicious curvy asses!). Because this is a gonzo, P.O.V. movie, these ladies are talking right to the camera, tempting us to pinch their firm nipples and caress those tasty tits. There is even a little ass cheek spreading before our friend gives herself a lotion bath, which suspiciously looks like cum. Clever little minx! Soon she is busy playing with a double ended dildo and getting herself off.
Each of the eight women featured (in seven scenes – the eighth scene offers up two women sexin each other up) get down and dirty with themselves, giving the camera a sexy show and generally enjoying their bodies and toys. We get lots of dildo titty fucking between big breasts and plenty of up close shots of toys going into pussies – both of which are perfect point-of-view activities that really get us viewers excited. Sure, they talk about cocks a bunch, but whatever, I may not have a cock, but it’s just as thrilling for me to hear.
My favorite of the bunch is Aspen in scene 6. She is just dumped over the phone by a guy who thinks she is too curvy, but instead of getting upset about it, she moves on to the viewer (me!) and entices us to check out her hot body and enjoy what we see. I love that she is so excited about what she has to offer and so confident in knowing exactly what she wants. It’s only an added bonus that she is really sexy!
All in all, stupid descriptions aside, this is a pretty decent solo sexin’ selection!
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