I’m not going to lie. I picked this one because of the title. I loved White Man Can’t Jump, although I haven’t seen it in 15 years, and was hoping for some good basketball puns. After the sex, the best scenes are, without a doubt, the pick-up games. I mean, there’s nothing sweeter than watching a little white dude with a mullet in what appear to be leggings, hooping it up. Scene two features a young Sean Michaels claiming his prize – early 90’s pussy. Watching his partner arch her back once they switch to the reverse cowboy did it for me. Michaels has always been a great performer, but this little girl seals the deal with her enthusiastic performance. So, we’ve got really bad basketball, mullets, pleather, and hot pre-gonzo sex. The only thing missing is Wesley Snipes, but you’re better off looking for him here.
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