Studio: HotOldMovies Category: Classics

Every once and a while I crave a little throwback porno action to remind me of my dirty, dirty roots. I find it totally hot that folks were just as pervy and debaucherous back in the day as they are now. What can I say, I’ve always been a bit of a history junkie.

“Waterbed Nympho” is kind of an odd choice for me, I have to admit. If I would have based the movie purely on name, I probably would have passed right by it. First, I’m super sensitive to motion and waterbeds make me sick, which is the opposite of anything I find even remotely sexy. And second, I think “nympho” is kind of a cheesy/disrespectful term that takes sexual expression away from women. So, why would I pick this movie? There is a Hitachi Magic Wand on the cover. And I think the idea that this ‘70s porno chick and I get off in the same way, with the same toy is freaking awesome. Like I said, history gets me off.

This girl/girl quickie is a fun little romp that brings two very girlie ladies into the bed together for a good time, complete with Hitachi and a ribbed dildo. In fact, I was really relieved when both women opted for using toys over their hands, as they both had super long nails. While you can get around that (using gloves stuffed with cotton balls), it didn’t seem like they were gonna bother with it and those things seriously looked like they could cut tin cans. I’m also glad they used toys because watching a woman hold that magic wand of pleasure to her clit is so much fun. The Hitachi Magic Wand is no joke in the power department and you can tell by her face that the plugged in ‘massager’ is going to town on her bits.

As most of the other movies by this classics studio, this flick has the preserved grainy quality of ‘70s porn, and the sound has been dubbed over by some pretty awful techno music that would drown out moans if they weren’t lost in the first place. I suggest pressing mute and putting on music that gets you in the mood instead. A nice easy fix that totally enhances the experience. At least it did for me. But, then again, Salt-n-Pepa get me goin’ without the porno visuals…

-J.D. Bauchery

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