After all that gruesome horror porn from last week, I figured I’d ease us off the Halloween sugar high with something extra sweet and candy-themed. And by candy, I really mean a Grindhouse triple featured called “The Candy Store.” Featuring Candy Samples as a madam who teaches her girls the right ways to treat their horny clientele, this classic flick is the perfect segue into this month of delicious indulgence.
We start out this nearly hour long fuckfest with Candy offering up the new girl, Nancy, who has just asked her for a job only minutes earlier. No better time to break her in, I suppose. But luckily Candy sticks close by, because Nancy doesn’t exactly know what she is doing and needs a little hands-on demo to get her going. I love that Candy swoops in with a quick blow-job 101, then just as quickly swoops back out, letting Nancy practice her newly learned moves. Soon she is sucking and fucking like a champ!
It doesn’t take long for each of the girls to be picked for service (giving us a bunch of super hot scenes), leaving Candy all alone to satisfy her own sweet tooth. But before she can get too far, one of her sexy regulars comes by to help her get the job done. They barely get their clothes off when all the rest of the girls come streaming in to help, along with their landlord who is looking for the rent. I love that Candy is like “well? Play or get paid,” and the landlord basically falls over himself trying to get undressed quickly. An awesome orgy ending to send us on our merry way. The ‘70s have definitely treated us well.