Carmen McCarthy and Lana Lopez are sitting around perusing the paper, looking for jobs. Their unemployment benefits are about to run out so they need to find something quick. They come across an ad for lingerie models and decide that it only makes sense to practice their skills for each other. This means that they go put on some lingerie and get busy. Did they need the whole unemployment back story for this? No, but I suppose getting to have sex any old time of day is a perk of being jobless.
You can definitely tell that Carmen and Lana work on their bodies and they look totally fab in their skimpy outfits. They don’t stay on for long as they get to the nipple on nipple love right away. Not to mention, it’s a cunnilingus frenzy in this mother. There is lots of tongue action. They also bust out a glass dildo which looks like fun, except for one thing – they share it without washing it off first! There are just some things I can’t forgive and sharing an unsanitized sex toy is one of them! Get it together, would ya? Otherwise, the sex is pretty hot in that typical girl on girl fashion.
I’m usually pretty good at taking each porn for what it is. If it is just sex for the sake of sex, so be it. I might just be in a funky mood today, but I have a complaint. Porn ladies, stop giggling after everything you say. Most of what you’re saying (at least in this case) isn’t funny. The words that are coming out of your mouth do not warrant laughter. I’m not sure what you’re going for, but it isn’t working. I’m not saying there shouldn’t be fun and laughter in porn. I’m all about being lighthearted and not always taking everything so seriously, but this is just pointless noise. There. I said it.
Clearly, this girl-on-girl movie didn’t change my life. The sex was hot-ish, but certainly didn’t blow my mind. I could see it being appealing to some people. Sometimes I’m even down for these types of movies, but the overabundance of pointless giggling took the fun out of it for me.
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