Back when I was a young dyke of around 20 or so, my friend and I thought it would be awesome to participate in a local queer wrestling group and see what it was all about. It definitely wasn’t some formal wrestling team or anything – just a bunch of friends and folks in the community getting together to roll around on some mats with other sweaty queers? Who the hell wouldn’t be up for that?!? I know I sure was. And maybe it’s because of my fond memories of being a young queer, but I think that the Ultimate Surrender videos from Kink.com are seriously some of the hottest movies I’ve watched – and I watch A LOT of porn.

The set up is simple – two opponents wrestle each other in a formal wrestling ring with real rules – except this time they are both topless and only wearing tiny string bikini bottoms and the winner gets to fuck the loser. That’s right, you heard me – the winner gets to fuck the loser! I know, it even SOUNDS amazing on paper, right? Plus there are all sorts of style points for boob groping and untying each other’s bottoms.

While I’ve reviewed one of these Ultimate Surrender videos before, this one was a little more exciting to me, as it featured on of my favorite porny ladies – the fabulous Dylan Ryan. Ryan takes on returning champion Nina for her first time in the ring, and unfortunately ends up losing the match, though she did put up quite a fight. I mean, I wouldn’t want to run into her in a dark alley… ok, I lie. Yes, I would like to run into her, but not if she was there to wrestle or beat me up. But anyway, like I said above, loser gets fucked – and that’s just what happened.

Nina starts out with a little foot worship and extreme pussy licking before strapping on a nice big cock to give Dylan the “consolation prize” – deep in her pussy. I could really make a few witty “sore loser” jokes here, but I’ll end this with just saying that if you like watching ladies do a little more than just romp around the bedroom, this movie is a total contender for you.

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