Porn is all about getting hot and get off, right? Well, yes, but that’s not all it’s good for. You can learn something as well! Sure there are plenty of movies that I watch and see a position I’ve never seen before, or find out a new way to lick pussy, but we also actually have a category that is just for those of you who strive to be rock stars in bed! Welcome to the Instructionals! Learning has never been this hot! I love instructional videos because they not only give me ideas for being the best lover I can be, they are usually insanely hot as well. Actually, this may be because so many feature How-To sex goddess Nina Hartley (my girl boner for her will be totally obvious when you read my list), but even the ones without the fabulous Ms. Hartley are amazing. So, without further adieu, these five flicks are why I’ve got it bad, got it bad, got it bad… I’m hot for teacher.
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Nina Hartley’s Guide To Strap-On Sex: It would be sacreligious to start this list with anyone other than Nina Hartley. I could have made this entire list comprised of only Nina’s Hartley’s Guide To’s, but I decided to branch out a little. This Hartley gem is awesome because of Nina’s special ability to get info across in an easily understood, totally laidback and captivating way – all while making clinical anatomy diagrams hot. And that is nothing to sneeze at! As for the strapping-on, I love how the movie stressed that strapping on can be enjoyed by both men and women, then demonstrated both for us, the lucky viewers. I <3 Nina Hartley! Watch It Now |
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Squirting 101 Vol. 1: I’ll admit, this how-to squirtfest comes off a little more infomercial than straight up instructional, but just as I feel after watching an hour and a half about a dehyrater or oven cleaner, I am totally sold and ready to sign on the dotted line. That it features squirt queen Cytherea is just a majorly added bonus! Watch It Now |
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Personal Touch With Jamye Waxman Volume 1 – Toying With Pleasure: The best part of sex writer Jamye Waxman‘s awesomely instructional sex toy tryst is that it is super informative, but not irritatingly so and without the huge cheese factor that comes with some instructional videos. We get a look at a bunch of different toys, how to use them correctly and how to maximize hotness potential. Plus, there is no assumption that we actually know what a dildo is, how to clean a vibrator, or how to choose a safe word. Only bummer is that Jamye stays clothed. Oh well, can’t win em all. Watch It Now |
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Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Anal Sex: Watching Tristan Taormino lead an anal sex how-to is a kin to listening to Mozart explain how to put together a symphony. While neither invented their field of expertise, you’re basically getting it straight from the horse’s mouth. Or ass in this case. Tristain Taormino isn’t known as the queen of anal sex for nothin’. And after watching this, you may just classify for a royal status of your own. Watch It Now |
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Nina Hartley’s Guide To Great Sex During Pregnancy: A weird addition to the list, I realize, but I love it! I first watched this guide to prego sex while I was writing a piece on sex and pregnancy, but soon realized that this video is one of the most informative and interesting I’ve seen in a long time. No matter what the subject, Nina Hartley always keeps it interesting and sexy. That’s why she holds a special place in my how-to heart! Watch It Now |
Go, learn something! You won’t regret it…
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
