Most porn is pretty straight forward, especially since gonzo became all the rage. Throw at least two people in a room and then capture the magic of people fucking. Every once in a while though, someone comes up with a crazy idea and actually puts the time and energy in to follow through with it. Today’s Top Five Tuesday highlights movies that are totally fucking weird, but truly awesome. These are movies that every porn fan should see, and discuss with anyone who’s willing to listen. You won’t see any predictable plots, shoddy sets, or unenthusiastic performers from these great flicks. What you can expect are totally unique movies that will ensure you have something interesting to talk about with your perverted friends.

Clown Porn: Yes, clown porn! I know lots of people find clowns scary and it’s a bit weird, but this is a really fun romp that’s great for discussing over dinner. Plus you can talk about it in front of children: “After blowing his balloon, he bonked her from behind.” Perfect for those of you who want to talk about something besides the wiggles. Watch It Now

Let My Puppets Come: This one probably sounds ridiculous too, but it is one of the funniest porn movies I’ve seen. With tons of one liners and a crazy plot that somehow involves bocce, this is a really great movie. Watch It Now

Alice In Wonderland: I just noticed that I’ve picked a lot of movies that pervert childhood fantasies… Anyways, this movie is awesome because it’s a freaking musical! From the 70′s, this one has really high production values and is simply fun. It stars Kristine De Bell, who was a playboy cover model and is absolutely stunning. Watch It Now

Philip Mond’s Insexts: This one isn’t quite as bizarre, and it doesn’t taint any childhood memories, but it’s visually amazing. If you have any interest in watching bugs fuck, you should check it out – I’m sure Isabella Rossellini has. It sounds weird, but the costumes are elaborate and gorgeous, as are the models. Something different worth seeing. Watch It Now

Fetiches: Finally, and this one might be the most odd, is Fetiches. Did you ever fantasize about watching Smurfette getting smurfed by the evil Gargamel? How about watching the jolly green giant in action? This one doesn’t have the high production values the others have, but are you really going to pass up the chance to see smurf sex? I think not. Watch It Now

-The Porn Librarian

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