Studio: Third Degree Category: Humor
You won’t hear me admit this too often, but I am a total celebrity gossip junkie. I just can’t help it. If those kooky Olsen Twins go out for lunch, I wanna know all the dirt. I just can’t help it. And while I love most things celeb scandalous, there are two things I don’t particularly care for – celebrity sex tapes and TMZ, one of the major gossip sites/TV shows. That said, when I saw this mix of the two done porno spoof type, I just had to check it out.
Written and directed by Philly boys Brian Bangs and Spock Buckton (from TLA), this trashy tabloid parody takes all the awesomeness that is Hollywood gossip and really doesn’t have to do much to pornify it. We start in the TMSleaze office, where Editor Not Harvey Leven (Ron Jeremy) is meeting with his writers to get all the dirty details they have to dish. Who’s fucking who?
Apparently everyone is! Ball-a and Slimin’ Foul from American Idol are screwing all over the place. That crazy Ball-a… And we can’t forget about rapper Feminem and Linda Blowhand getting hot and heavy in the studio. I’m glad that other guy joined in to make it a super sexy threesome! I don’t know shit about Heidi and Spencer, but scene 6 with Heiny and Spender was what I liked best. Their fleeting fame brings them to make a sex tape in public, which is probably closer to reality than I’d like to think. I know this was my favie because it involves James Deen and anything featuring him is always tops in my book. I also really liked that Brynn Tyler (Heiny) got off before Spender even had any clothes off. He knows how to treat a lady right. I will say that Deen’s awful wig was a total turn off, but I’m willing to ignore it if I get to watch him fuck.
While the sex in this flick is pretty freakin’ hot, I’d have to say my favorite parts were the totally random extra bits they added in, like World Famous Jewish Hip-Hop Producer, Dr. Dre-dle and Joanna Angel as Lamy Slimehouse. And especially Smell Fibsen’s wasted ramblings. That is some seriously funny shit. Good Job, TLA guys, you did the City of Brotherly Love proud.
-J.D. Bauchery
