Christmas Vacation is my favorite movie to watch at Christmas time. It cracks me up and puts me in the holidays spirit. I know by now that porn spoofs are never going to live up to my love for the actual movies, but still I go back to them. It’s like some unhealthy relationship. I get excited to watch the smut version of one of my favorite TV shows or movies, only to be disappointed. Being that it is Christmas Eve Eve, I don’t want to be ALL negative ALL the time, but I have to be honest. I owe it to you.

The acting was painful at best. The only person that attempted to emulate the actual character from the movie was Cousin Eddie, played by Alec Knight. He at least tried to capture the inflection in the real Cousin Eddie’s voice. I wasn’t expecting award winning gold here, but a little effort is always nice.

So what DID I like? I liked the play on Clarke’s crappy bonus. Instead of a Jelly of the Month Membership, he gets a Dildo of the Month Membership. I did get a little chuckle out of that, plus it let us right into a short masturbation scene starring Carolyn Reese. She quickly joined by an eager Clarke, played by Anthony Rosano. He goes to town eating her pussy and the two have a nasty fuck. I always imagined Clarke and Ellen to have dirty sex.

We are eventually treated to the rest of the family members’ scene a la fuck. There isn’t much comedy in between each one. We pretty much go from one fuck session to another. Sure this is porn, we’re all here to see some bangin’, but if you’re going to parody a National Lampoon movie, you need to make me laugh!

I hate to leave you with such a not nice review right before Christmas, but if you can’t trust me to keep it real on the porno front, who can you trust?

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