Studio: Hustler Category: Spoof/Parodies

To be perfectly honest, I am totally over spoofs and parodies. Seriously – every other porno that has come out recently has been an XXX version of a popular TV show and it’s getting to be a little much. That said, I really couldn’t help wanting to watch this particular spoof. I was a huge ‘Saved By The Bell’ fan back in the day. I grew up in the ‘90s, how could I not have been? Zach, Kelly, Slater, Jessie, Lisa and Screech – these were my people! Ok, maybe it wasn’t THAT intense, but I totally watched syndicated reruns, like, every day after school. So when I saw this porno parody, I just had to check it. I’m only human.

I think the thing I like best about the newest spoofs to hit the porno market is the extreme attention to detail when it comes to getting the sets, costumes and casting just right. Seriously, this movie could have taken actually taken place in the hallowed halls of dear old Bayside High. Even Mr. Belding’s office and The Max (the cool hang out restaurant) were totally on spot! I can’t help but appreciate that dedication to getting it right. It just makes the sex so much hotter to me. And speaking of sex…

I had always hoped Jessie would end up being a lesbian. She was probably my first feminist role model and I if I would have started fucking girls earlier if I saw her flirting with Kelly by the lockers instead of A.C. Slater. I guess I’ll never know that, but I do see how seriously hot it is to see Jessie Spano’s head in-between a smooth pair of girl thighs. April O’Neil and Missy Stone (Jessie) go to town sucking and fucking each other all over their “Save The Dolphins” sign. Pretty freaking hot – though I will say that the real Jessie would never have a totally shaved pussy, but I guess it’s porno, so I can suspend my belief for now.

My other stand out scene of this spoof was definitely Lisa and Screech finally getting it on in scene 5. After years of the chase, Screech actually wins Lisa’s affections when she finds out that he has a giant schlong to offer along with his undying love. If they were smart, they would have totally hit up actor Dustin Diamond to reclaim his role as Samuel “Screech” Powers. The guy already did his own porn, so I’m sure he would have leapt at the chance to get naked on camera again. Well actually… when I put it like that, nevermind.

But no worries… it’s all right, cause I’m saved by the bell…

-J.D. Bauchery

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