I’ll take BALLS for $100, Alex. Yep, Hustler went there. Balls get their own category in This Ain’t Jeopardy XXX.
The XXX part of this porno is quality. It isn’t super hardcore, but Hustler’s brand of hotness – busty babes with well defined eye brows and beautiful smiles – fills the screen. But, I have to say, I was a little disappointed in the parody part of the deal. Perhaps I spent a little too much time watching Jeopardy growing up, but I was looking for a few nuances that just weren’t there. I know, it’s porn and it’s about the fucking, but if you’re going to poke fun at Jeopardy, give me a “This Ain’t Jeopardyyyyyyy” intro, damnit!
There are sex scenes throughout this game show porno, but I especially liked the use of their “Caught in the Act” video category which utilizes quickie-type sex scenes. My favorite was the glory hole scene. I am always intrigued by the notion of a penis poking through a hole in the wall. It’s just so… dirty. This particular scene turns into an actual face to face bathroom stall fuck. Is it still considered a “glory hole”, Alex?
Finally, we get to see two of the contestants fuck in the second to last sex scene. Mr. Pete and Codi Carmichael (the losing contestants) do it in front of the contestants’ podiums, just like you know you want to. Well, anyone who has ever watched Jeopardy wants to! The movie concludes when Alex Trebek (Dale DaBone) nails MILF hottie and Jeopardy XXX winner, Diamond Foxxx. I always imagined that F’ing Alex would be part of the prize!
On a slightly related note, how awesome is Alex Trebek for chasing down that burglar?
