I have been waiting to see this porn since I first got wind of it via twitter back during auditions. I love Glee (who doesn’t??) and thought there were a billion funny directions a spoof could take.

I do have to admit that while I was initially a bit worried about the fact that this is a show about younger high school kids, I quickly realized that the XXX stars are actually younger than the majority of the performers in the actual show. Plus porn = fantasy and the 99.9% of us that weren’t the all-state quarterback or head cheerleader have probably at some point dreamed of getting it on with one or the other!

On to the porno! First, let me just say how awesome it is that Andy San Dimas plays Rachel in Axel Braun’s interpretation. I love that lady and hope she takes home the Best Actress AVN Award for this performance a few days from now.

It’s not until scene three that we get to see Rachel get a little dirty, although she’s surely not the star of the scene. As you probably could have guessed, Glee’s star has a thing for her teacher Will (played by newcomer Chad Diamond) but it seems he’s got his eyes on someone else.

What happens next was pretty damn awesome, just because it never freaking happens. Will and Scarlet Faye fuck while Rachel masturbates in the background. I was waiting for the scene to explode into a threesome the whole time, it never happened and it was awesome. I know that sounds weird, but after watching XXX for five years it’s really nice to be surprised once in a while. Plus, I’ll never get sick of watching San Dimas touch herself!

If that sounds horribly disappointing to you, all you have to do is fast-forward to the final scene to see Will and Rachel bone. After honoring The Police by adapting one of their classic songs and performing “Don’t Cum All Over Me” the two get it on in a seedy office. San Dimas plays the skin flute before getting bent over the desk.

The other scene that stood out to me is the first, with Nicki Hunter’s Sue Sylvester strapping on a big black cock and giving it to Asian hottie Miko Sinz. I have a feeling Jane Lynch would appreciate the interpretation of her break out character. I loved how Sinz was initially intimidated, and who wouldn’t be, but she opens up (literally, I suppose) as the scene progresses.

Overall, this is a really great spoof and a fine example of why Braun is one of my favorite directors working. Not only did they capture the essence of the show and a lot of hot XXX, but they cast adult performers who could sing and dance as well! It’s nice to see a few of my favorites show off just how talented they are.

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