This year, the AVN Awards are all about the parodies – even going as far as to have parody porns get their own category. And because we are reviewing a few of this year’s nominees (the actual awards are this coming weekend), what better to review than one of the many parodies nominated. Then, of course, it took a while to figure out which one to review, because there are way more than a few – and we’ve already reviewed a bunch as well. Finally I decided on This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX. I mean, honestly, how could I not? In fact, I was pretty blown away that we hadn’t actually reviewed it yet.
Snapping up six 2012 AVN nominations (Best Parody – Comedy, Best Screenplay – Parody, Best Actor – Evan Stone, Best Special Effects, Best Art Direction, and Best Cinematography), this ‘80s movie pornofied features a bevy of household names like Evan Stone, James Deen, Ron Jeremy, Alexis Texas and more. When you pair that with direction by renowned parody maker Axel Braun, you know you are going to get something good.
Now, it’s been a minute since I watched the original Ghostbusters, but from what I can tell, this dirty version does an excellent job of mixing the authentic awesomeness with lots of naughty action. And Evan Stone really is fucking hilarious as Bill Murray’s Dr. Peter Venkman. I guess since Ghostbusters is a pretty famous flick, they really didn’t need to bother with too much back story before starting in on the sexin’. Within 5 minutes Stone has his giant cock all the way down Lily LaBeau’s creamy throat. And about 5 minutes after that scene is finished, Alec Knight has his pants around his ankles and is screwing the very dead Alexis Texas, who is a ghostly maiden inhabiting the public library. I guess that’s one way to catch a ghost, right?
Soon after, we meet Dana Barrett (Raven Alexis) who’s having some trouble with her apartment being haunted. Oh, you know, the same old ghostly activity of slinging hot dogs all willy-nilly at Dana and inhabiting a refrigerator and turning it into a tear in space/time/universe. So, who does Dana call? That’s right, the Ghostbusters! *Cue theme music here* And while that’s awesome and all, the one I’ve really been excited to meet shows himself in scene 3 – Slimer! That’s right, the green guy appears and slimes all over Evan Stone, and then jerks his slimy cock as they zap him into their little ghostly vault. Very impressive special effects as well (definitely deserving of the nomination).
Ok, back to Dana, who is now Zuul. “There is no Dana, only Zuul.” (Man, I forgot how much I love that line – hilarious.) Peter Venkman is super into Dana and finds himself fucking Zuul now. Yum. Alright, It seems that I’ve veered off into nostalgia and am going all over the place with this review. You basically need to know three things about this flick to really sum it up:
- It’s pretty fucking hilarious and if you like the original Ghostbusters and you like porn, you’ll like this.
- The sex is really seriously hot. Everyone who fucks is really hot too.
- This movie basically deserves all the nominations it got.
That’s it. Now go watch, because it’s amazing and you should definitely see for yourself.
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