Written by:
FrzKey on September 11th, 2009
I’ve been neglecting one of the favorite things lately – gay porn! Oh there’s nothing better for a plethora of hot men than the gay stuff and there’s more of my type of hottie packed into gay films than I can shake a stick at. So recently when J.D. mentioned the uber well endowed Ben Andrews, I reminded myself to check out his geeky hotness in “The Intern.”
First I have to say that I love the casting. Ben Williams is the perfect anonymous geek. Scrawny, skinny, has a little style (noticeable in his pencil thin beard and slightly too perfect to be straight sideburns) but not so hot that he’s going to get second looks from your average passerby. Michael Lucas must have felt like he hit a gold mine when this hidden hottie stripped down for his first audition. Lucas’ own performance as an overly botoxed pampered porn exec was also perfect and Christian Cruz – well I can’t say his casting is perfect as he’s just an office slut but I’m not complaining about seeing this luscious piece of Latin meat strip down on camera. Especially now that Cruz is well on his way through his transition to Bambi (she’s already looking good enough to eat) I’m extra glad we’ve got some pre-transition film on hand, of course I’m dying for new footage too.
Ok, now that I’m done drooling over the unattainable hotness (I’m sick girls seriously) let’s get onto the plot. “The Intern” is actually pretty funny as a parody of the goings on in the gay adult entertainment industry. Michael Lucas is so militant and scary, which is only slightly less like his usual self and the characters are such lovely clichés. Yes it’s possible to do a cliché in a good way.
I – wasn’t feeling the first sex scene. Probably because I was already attached to the other characters and this was random mechanical porn sex which isn’t hot for me. That and I knew that that skinny, geeky intern had to be dropping trow soon enough (or not soon enough I’m an impatient woman). The scene with the ‘straight’ stock boys was amusing. Eventually the payoff comes, a scene with Cruz and Ben and, oh my, was it ever worth waiting for. As one of the orally fixated, I could tell Cruz really enjoyed himself playing with Ben’s massive meat and underneath his clothes Ben was every bit the geeky guy of my dreams. Not just skinny but with lots of lean muscle definition to set me drooling.
So, uhm, yeah – see this movie. Sorry but I think those last couple of scenes shorted out my brain. It’s got a plot that actually lends itself to some pretty funny moments, great characters and a hot hung geek. What more could you ask for? Not much! Enjoy it alone or with a partner who’s not weirded out by naked men or a group of friends.
-FrzKey