There was no way I was going to not review a porno called The Incredible Bulk. As soon as my eyes fell upon the title it was on. Even if I didn’t sort of have a crush on Mark Ruffalo, I totally would have reviewed it. Yes, I’m totally smitten with the Hulk from The Avengers. What?
The Incredible Bulk is on of our HotOldMovies category which includes porn that was shot on 8MM film back in the day. I’m guessing this particular movie was shot in the late 70s. These porno clips are super fun and I have a little fondness in my heart for them. Before I moved on over to the wonderful world of HotMoviesForHer, I worked in the editorial department. I was in charge of all of the HotOldMovies. They would come in on their reels and I would go through and catalog them and all sorts of other things I don’t need to divulge here. I loved getting to touch the super old film cases and strips. Some were just blank reels with no sign of what they could be, others came with their own box covers and descriptions. My favorites were when they would come with a a photo, quite possibly simply taken on set. I’m not talking about a photo on a manufactured box. Nope. It’s the real deal on photo paper and everything. Anywho, you’re here to read about porn, no my work history.
As expected hilarity ensues right from the get go. Two beautiful ladies are trying to keep their front door shut in an attempt to keep an intruder out. They piled up a stack of cardboard boxes to help keep the door shut. What was going on on that porn set? Cardboard boxes?
He busts through the door naked, which I guess is what separates the Bulk from the Hulk – pants. Those boxes are not match for the Bulk as he busts through the door and terrifies the ladies. They waste no time and go straight to the double blowjob. A super hot threesome goes down in less than 10 minutes – lots of oral and enough fucking to satisfy your sweet tooth. This porno culminates in a facial and everyone having had a good time. The Incredible Bulk is pretty awesome, but he’s no Mark Ruffalo.