Ah Shakespeare’s memorable line “something wicked this way comes” still brings back fond memories of stages long gone, as well as making me snicker just a little bit. I’ve always thought that particular line was just asking for X-rated trouble and apparently the ladies at HeartCore Films agree with me and created the soon to be porny classic “The Curse of Macbeth.” Other than their already obvious good taste (I mean come on what’s more tasteful than Shakespeare themed porn?) I have absolutely no idea what to expect from Heartcore Films but since they’ve had the good sense to put Madison Young in a prominent role I’m not in the least bit worried.
Wait – not that I’m going to turn my nose up at extra hot women but they start off with way more than three witches! And that’s as much protest as I can manage as they pull out their cute tattooed male sacrifice. He’s supposed to be Macbeth I think but I don’t think he cares too much about being king later when he’s surrounded by hot women touching and torturing him by turns. Orgies are usually a last scene staple in porn, for this movie to start out with one, which features some serious S/M qualities to boot, sets the bar really high for the following scenes.
Sadly Madison Young was not meant for Shakespeare, even porny Shakespeare, something is a bit off about her portrayal of Lady Macbeth, though that seems mostly intentional from the weird false eyelashes. And I know I really enjoyed zombie porn way back in October but as a general rule I’m not a fan of the dead sex thing. Lady Macbeth should have boned Duncan before she poisoned him – doing it the other way around is definitely a mood killer for me. On the other hand I have to give kudos to the actor who managed to remain deathly still throughout the scene, still icky but the best performance overall.
Ok, so this film has knife play, wax play, spanking and whips and orgies along with lots of good old fashioned hair pulling but it’s also got that creepy dead sex scene and terrible acting. Not that I was expecting truly amazing acting to begin with, I’d say it’s plenty enjoyable till the spooky dead sex scene entered into play that really ruined an otherwise fun time for me and wasn’t properly made up for with the last scene and for all that it might as well have been called the Curse of Lady Macbeth for all the Lord was prominently featured in this one.