Here comes the bride, all dressed in… black? And not just any black – the shiny black of fetish gear and the highest heels I’ve ever seen! Hot, right!? Well, let’s back it up a little and start at the beginning. Basically, while grieving the death of his beautiful new wife, a widow finds clues that something might be amiss about the accident that killed her. After following clues, he ends up at a country mansion, where he finds his wife; very much alive – and kinky as hell. She explains that she loves him very much, but he’s a total drag between the sheets. She needs more, but still wanted him to get the insurance money out of it. How… sweet??
Sure, this is a completely random (and pretty awesome) plot for porn, but it definitely works and brings us some super hot kink. In fact, Private always offers up the best when it comes to story and kinky sex – and this Euro fuck flick is no exception. And there is no mistaking that this movie is European. Not with that decidedly European film quality that reminds me so much of watching the BBC. I’m not sure what looks different about it, but I can spot it from a mile away. To me it only adds to the appeal of a great story and more double penetration than you can shake a wang at!
After the husband finds his living wife, she schools him on the art of kinky sex and brings him into an orgy with all of her mansion friends. He gets the royal treatment, blowjobs galore and fucks a whole slew of ladies, but alas, at the end, he chooses to leave his wife where she is and move on. I guess losing all of that semen clears a guy’s head enough to see that his wife as a few… “communication problems.” Anyway, sorry for the spoiler without the alert, but even of you do know the ending, give a watch for all the hot dirty sexin… and those amazingly high heels!
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