You know what happens when you’re bored with the “usual”? Sword Fighting Girls, that’ what. When my eyes glaze over at the thought of sexin’ I know it’s time to hit up the WTF category. It isn’t always pretty, but there’s generally a shiny little gem waiting to be uncovered. Granted, what i consider a gem might not exactly get you excited about masturbating, but it will probably make you smile and tilt your head. On the other hand, who am I to say what gets your engined revved up? Your hand might be sliding down your pants at the mere thought of girls and swords!
From the folks at Porn For The People, this movie features scantily dressed women battling it out with plastic swords in a hotel room. Thigh high boots complete their look. This is straight up home (hotel) made porn, free of any background music. The only background noise is the wap sound of the swords hitting each other and the occasional huff or puff from the ladies. There is no sex involved, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t fun to watch these ladies, who are in great shape, fight it out. I am impressed at theirs skills. Not necessarily the sword fighting; I’m pretty sure I could take any of them with my eyes closed. I’m mostly impressed that they get so physical in those super high heeled boots they’re rocking. Get it done, ladies!
Is there a winner? Yes, of course there is! At the end of each scene someone gets “stabbed” and, by some force of magic, fake blood appears. It isn’t a quick death, either. The ladies writhe and convulse to their fake deaths – arching their backs and gasping for their last breaths. It actually looks like a lot of fun. I wouldn’t mind injecting a little sword fighting into my life. Yep, I’m a nerd. I also don’t think there is anything wrong with not taking life so seriously every now and then. Just sayin’.
The box cover claims these ladies are “pirate girls”. Sorry. I need eye patches and parrots before you get the honor of being called a pirate.
If you’re looking for hot sex on a stick, you’re definitely not going to get it here. If you just want to see sexy ladies playing in their skivvies, this is for you. Sure, the quiet background noise it a little uncomfortable at times, but you can always add your own soundtrack.