While I am a big fan of talking about the fluidity of sexual desires and how people should be able to fuck whoever they want (consensually) without worrying about classifications, I am also a realist who knows that folks toss labels like they are goin’ out of style. Why do I bring this up? Well, because today I am reviewing a Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too! movie! Yes, it’s true that some gay men have a total hard on for watching straight dudes (or “straight acting dudes” – whatever that means) get down and dirty. And, to appeal to the widest audience possible, they tacked women on the end… because what woman doesn’t want to watch other women be completely disregarded and treated like a sex toy?
Alright, I’m not saying that Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too is bad or anything, but honestly, I don’t think I’d call it porn designed for women. I mean hell, they don’t even give the woman featured here a name. It’s all about hard-bodied Mitch Phelps, which would be fine, but don’t go saying that these movies are “for women too.” Women can enjoy them, of course, but they aren’t made with women in mind, so don’t bother fronting.
Ok, now that my rant is out of the way, let’s get to the action. Mitch Phelps starts out the scene talking about his life in New Orleans, and how he drinks and offers up beads for boobs. Then they get into the oral sexin’, which Phelps going on about how he enjoys giving and receiving. He gets a nice long blow job, and then reciprocates for a few minutes before giving her a deep dicking. Soon it’s back to blow job, then to a different position, to blowjob, to different position, to blowjob cumshot. Honestly, it’s a half hour of predictable, boring sex, with the annoying squeak of the bed accompanying the whole thing.
Sometimes you love a movie, and sometimes you don’t. Check it out to form your own opinion.
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