Written by:
FrzKey on August 7th, 2009
Every now and again, even I get tired of looking for a movie with a little substance to go with its raunch. It’s at times like this that I am infinitely glad of studios like Straight Guys for Gay Eyes! Smoking hot, delicious straight men to lust after – it’s going to be a good Friday indeed.
There’s nearly no plot with this one. We open right in the bedroom where the scrumptious Avi introduces us to his neighbor – Luscious. Apparently she came over for some sugar and she’s definitely going to be leaving with more than the usual sweet stuff. Lots of long looks at Avi’s perfectly sculpted body including a close up on a long scar he got during a visit to Australia, long story. Luscious takes her sweet time stripping Avi down, which for the most part is sensual heaven, though I did want to scream “hurry up,” when she spent an eternity uncovering each of his feet. I guess I’m not much of a foot girl. But Avi’s stomach is a delicious treat with a lovely dark happy trail that points the way to his impressive erection – and his ass! Dear Diary, I have seen the cutest bubble butt ever! Yes it really is write home worthy.
I have to take off points for mic placement during the blowjob portions. Yes, Luscious does a wonderful job, but it would have totally rocked to hear Avi’s moans instead of her gurgling. More lost points for the lack of female foreplay on Avi’s part (tsk tsk, girl just gave you a stellar blow job, it’s your turn), but Luscious makes up for it with a decided lack of fake pleasure sounds. I was more than halfway through this before I realized there wasn’t any music and that there’d been absolutely no screaming- I didn’t miss it one bit. Awesome to hear just the sounds two bodies make for a change.
As we over-sexed porn types reckon things “Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too! – Avi II” was only about one and a half scenes long from blow job to cum shot, with a shower quickie thrown in at the end and a completely engrossing throughout. Seriously – I forgot to take notes now and again. If there had been more than one scene I couldn’t swear that I’d have loved the no plot formula, but for just one full helping of hotter than hot sex, I think I can manage to call it what it is – unmitigated hotness! I can’t recommend “Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too! – Avi II” loudly or often enough, though I wouldn’t call this a great couples flick. Nope, “Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too! – Avi II ” is definitely something to make your personal O-time a little more interesting.
-FrzKey
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Re: “More lost points for the lack of female foreplay on Avi’s part (tsk tsk, girl just gave you a stellar blow job, it’s your turn)”
The thing is surely that it’s straight porn made for gay eyes. Many gay guys can enjoy watching a woman giving a handsome, well-hung hunk a blowjob – but most of them won’t be nearly so keen on seeing him eat her pussy. So even if he did give her head Jake Cruise would probably edit most of it out I feel.
Perhaps Jake should consider the money making possibilities of producing straight porn for women – and bisexual guys too?
At least a couple of the straight guys in his straight porn series are bisexual btw. At least as porn performers they are.
Starting from the top:
In many of Jake Cruise’s other movies, the guys do – happily – perform oral on their partners.
That would be the purpose of the series “Straight Guys 4 Gay Eyes – And Women Too.”
And last a lot of straight men appear in gay porn. They make more money in it, it’s easier to break into and it’s easier to build a fanbase. If they say they’re straight that’s good enough for me regardless of what they do in movies. Or do you really think every woman that’s ever done a lesbian scene is really bisexual as well?
Yes. I know all about gay-for-pay FrzKey – that’s why I said:
“At least as porn performers they are.”
If a guy does girls and guys in porn then he’s a bisexual performer – I’m not talking about his real-life love-life.
No. I certainly don’t think every woman that’s ever done a lesbian scene is really bisexual. I know there are a few women who’ve done lesbian scenes in porn who are actually lesbians!
There are also a few lesbians who are straight-for-pay – they make more money doing boy-girl than girl-girl.
Anyway. That’s great news if there are some boy-girl Jake Cruise movies where the guys perform oral on the girls.
Which titles are those?
There are 133 ‘straight guys for gay eyes – and women too’ titles.
“FrzKey Says:
There are 133 ’straight guys for gay eyes – and women too’ titles.”
OK. But that doesn’t tell me which ones have cunnilingus in them.
My point being – look at them and find out. Or wait until we review them all. One method is definitely faster than the other.
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