I love stocking stuffers. Candy, socks, candles, hand cream, chocolate oranges, Starbucks gift cards, mini flashlights, etc. Unfortunately, this movie isn’t about actual stocking stuffers. Fortunately, I’m pretty sure that “stockings” is code for “buttholes” and “stuffers” is code for “penises”. Perhaps I’m taking the title a tad on the literal side, but per usual, I do what I want.
I loved the opening of this movie. The first glimpse is of a lovely toned dude jerking off with a Fleshlight Ice. In case you didn’t know this about me, I’m a total fan of watching people masturbate. It isn’t terribly common to get to see dudes using masturbators in porn, so I get super excited when it happens. I was really enjoying this one because this particular Fleshlight is clear so you can see his penis through the masturbator while he wanks. Neat! Anywho, this only goes on for so long until he is joined by an equally muscular stud muffin that slides right in and takes the place of the handy dandy jerk off tube. They get their merry butt fucking Christmas on. It is hot, but I have one question: why does the banger give the bang-e the middle finger?
The movie goes on and each scene gets hotter and naughtier with more toned clean cut boys that love to get dirty. I totally love that each scene includes some sort of Christmas something-or-other in sme capacity. A lot of movies throw in the word “Christmas” just to get you excited about watching a festive porno, only to leave you disappointed and like your stocking was filled with lumps of coal. I hate box covers that lie! That isn’t the case here! This is one big man on man Yule log filled smut party. If you’re looking for a porno that will both get you off and get you in the mood for egg nog, this is it!
