How is it possible that in all the time I’ve been reviewing porn, today is the first time I am coming across beauty pageant porn?!? I mean really, is it just me or do pageants and porno go together like milk and cookies? Ok, so maybe it’s not that lofty of a combo, but still, I am super surprised that this is my very first beauty contest-themed dirty flick.
While eating snatch may not be as common as rhythmic gymnastics when it comes to the talent portion of the evening, it may very well garner a better score from the most finicky judges. Marlie Moore lucked out that she has former pageant winner Sinn Sage on her side, coaching her before the big show. Sinn knows her way around the pageant circuit and shows Marlie just how the judges like it – with lots of tongue.
Within minutes of going over her contestant platform with Sinn Sage, Moore is flat on her back, enjoying the fruits of Sage’s years of experience. Neither of them stay clothed for long (which I prefer, as this flick is a short one, coming in at under 40 minutes), but thankfully Moore keeps her crown on. That’s my favorite part (even though it is obviously a kid’s birthday tiara – amazing). My other favorite part is that they make out a lot, returning to kiss each other while sucking and fucking. Yum.
If I was judging, Moore would most definitely win the whole thing!
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