As summer begins its wind down, I’ve started getting nostalgic for all things warm weather related, including beaches. Sure, I am the first person to express my distaste for sex in the sand, but when it comes to watching surfer porn, I can make an exception. Plus, the porno version of beach sex is so much hotter than anything that’s really going on seaside.
This Private movie wastes no time getting to the point with a surfer boy getting a blowjob in the first few minutes. Why bother with small talk and plot when you can get right to a surfside suck and blow? Our pretty blond friend Giselle Monet doesn’t seem to mind getting her knees dirty for Toni Ribas and after a delicious blowjob she soon finds herself atop Toni and his surfboard. When they start fucking in the sand and their bodies begin to get really sandy, I get antsy and know it’s time to fast forward to scene 2, even if it means missing the big finishes.
Scene two is another sandy duo, this time featuring Toni Ribas with the beautiful Vanessa Mae. This scene too starts with a beachy blowjob as Toni steadies his board in the sand. As hot as the pair is, I honestly feel like I just wanted this exact same scene with a different actress, because really, I did. It’s hot, but it also means that they both get just as covered in sand, which again gives me the willies. Moving on.
The third scene offers up something a little different, bringing us a sandy orgy with Csoky Ice, David Perry, Judith Fox, Natalia Zeta, and Ramon Nomar. Not too shabby at all! We get lots of double penetration and hardcore action, with a little less visible sand on their bodies. Whether there is actually less sand or I just don’t see it, I am a lot less creeped out by it and can sit back and enjoy.
Scene four brings us Csoky Ice, David Perry and Sabrina Sweet on a patio with a lounge chair. The threesome starts off with a double blow job and lots of petting before the two guys get to pounding Sabrina from both sides and then enjoying some double penetration. I can honestly say that after all that sandy beach sex, this is my favorite of the scenes. I’ll take a concrete patio to a sandy beach any day of the week!
The last scene goes back to the beach with David Perry and Diana Gold fucking atop a pink surfboard. On a side note, I think a surfboard would be a tough surface to screw on. While it’s a good, firm place to hump, it’s also really hard, which means there is little give. This is all hypothetical though, as I have no clue and don’t have any plans to get busy on-board.
All in all, this is a pretty hot movie. While I don’t love all the sand-filled sex, I still found lots of action that distracted me from the parts that creeped me out. Happy rest of your summer, all! Be sure to get that last surf in before the fall falls into place.
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