Written by:
J.D. on September 13th, 2007

With a name like “Sexcretaries,” you’d expect a ton of hot office innuendo, right? Unfortunately not too many bosses “giving memos” or ladies wearing tight skirts and heels in this flick, but amateur cock pounding it’s got in spades. In the Sandy Bunz office, fucking atop desks and office beds (porn company = office beds) is just another workday requirement. While Sandy hits the horse races and the golf course, his secretaries are taking care of the clients with threeways, titty fucking, moaning, groaning and plenty of dirty talk. I like that Kayla Kupcakes starts off her scene (2) with a little dildo blowing, which I think is a sorely lacking activity in most straight porn – though for me, it’s usually hotter when it’s strapped onto a body. In scene 5, I really did laugh out loud when Nicki Knox is basically making fun of the guy’s lines and actually says “I’m bored and don’t have anything else to do” when she decides to take out her tits. It’s not hostile or anything, just overtly apathetic, which is refreshing in a medium that thrives on acting overly excited about fucking. Sure the lighting is a little dim and the dialogue a bit cheesy, but it’s considered amateur for a reason. And sometimes without even trying, amateur films get the realism just right.
-J.D.
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